Doom Metal Alchemist

Since you're from the south, I feel I should preface this by when I say "BBQ" I mean grill outside. I don't know if that's what you mean or "real" BBQ. Anyway, depending on what my dad is BBQ'ing, he doesn't always use BBQ sauce. I prefer his steak with the Pappy's dry rub to his steak with BBQ sauce. Sometimes he uses teriyaki sauce.

Rogonzo_Alphonse I don't even know what gonzo is, I just know it's some kind of porn.

"Led Zepelin" with one 'p'?

Phillies isn't ashamed of his pillow, he's downright proud of it.

Maybe you already did, but if not, you should give him your business card. He might not have the nerve to talk to you about switching careers while he is working serving you/other customers.

Ok.

....This isn't a pic from around the time you first fapped to her, right?

I'm bored and I got my comp back, so I'm resurrecting this with pics of the ladies I named: Stephanie Seymour ' Tyra Banks Laetitia Casta Frederique Van Der Wal Daniela Pestova

Nude-an'-bi

Discolemonparty

I edited my post, he made it two days ago. It's called "the fap files." Just scroll down a bit.

Naraku4656 made this thread 2 days ago and you shat in it.

Stick me...?

That_Blown_Guy

CumInside

Naracooter

That_Lone_Guy his whole porn career is just him masturbating on camera.

What does ass chemistry entail, I wonder? 🤔

Fair enough, I guess. Splat_On_Guy

What the hell does 420 have to do with porn? Should've used 69

That_Bone_Guy

He's got the thighs too.

What about when Patrick pretends to be a woman named Patricia and every male that he comes across falls in love with him?

Godzilla and Kagome: An Incestuous Love Story

Fan service in animated Disney movies. 😄