Doom Metal Alchemist

Hey if we can still have all the steak and burgers we want, and people like nabs can STFU, I call that a win-win.

Apparently approved by environmentalists. @Nabloom EDIT: Ok, that should work.

This. All of the this.

Wanna date me? My dream girl is a slim porn star with humungous all natural breasts.

Black Sabbath.

Speaking of which, every so often I have dreams I'm back in high school, and I need to get into my locker, but I can never remember the combination, and I dig in my backpack for the piece of paper with it on it, and I can never find it. Wonder what those dreams mean.

Except I still need to use my social security number relatively often, but I haven't had to use any of my high school locker combinations for over 15 years.

You mean an idiot savant?

Night. No matter when I go to bed, and no matter what time I need to get up... I will NOT get out of bed in time to take a shower in the morning before I have to leave.

Packard happened.

Oh, I think I see what you're saying. I don't think anything in my blood or internal biology is effecting how my body processes coffee. It's just fucking hot here and I'm consuming a hot drink, which just exacerbates the heat. Just like when it's fucking hot and I drink an ice cold Mountain Dew and it helps cool me down.

Are you sure you're not a millennial? I have a hard time believing you're older than me.

I haven't heard it in a long ass time. You think ten year olds dig through dead Internet past and learn of everything that was popular 10 years ago but hasn't been popular in years? I sure don't.

But what do you mean "bio chemistry stuffs" in my blood?

When TTG was brand new, every single time I would turn the show on, it was always the episode where they lose Silky and he goes on an adventure, meets a hot Mexican chick, etc. This happened like every day for weeks. I figured it was the pilot and it was the only ep that had been made at that point. Then later on I learned it was like episode 3 or something.

In the first panel, the dog is wearing the glasses going, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY EYES????"

Curious as to what would happen if I tried that with no nudes, I tried it.... nothing came up. But would nothing have come up if I had a much newer model iPhone? Hm...

Mine only brings up stuff from automatic time and location stamps. But my phone is old as fuck anyway.

By how much, a foot and a half? Honestly I have no idea how tall she is. One thing bugs me though... Either Hank and Peggy are giants or Bobby is a midget. 13 year old boys aren't literally half the height of their parents.

Well did you watch any of it? I'm dying to know what you think! CN seems to have a weird dichotomy right now of shows that cater to the ADHD crowd (TTG, Unikitty) to shows were nothing exciting happens, like ever (Craig of the Creek, Summer Camp Island (I think that's what it was called)).

I've had those thoughts while watching Friends and Seinfeld reruns.

I was thinking Joe Pera.

You can tell by the 2kewl4skewl look on his face while everyone else is smiling.

I'm not much of a fan of black or death either. Just about any extreme metal band I like, they have one (or more) of the following qualifiers: epic, symphonic, folk, medieval, gothic, doom. My main genres are doom metal, heavy metal, power metal, epic heavy metal, folk metal, and (made up genre incoming) 70s metal.

Pfffft, 10 1/2.... Peggy's are 16 1/2!