Doom Metal Alchemist

I relate to it a lot, as I have a history of doing that A LOT. Mostly to video game controllers and laptops. There's really nothing to understand. When someone is in a fit of rage, logic often goes out the window. You just get a knee-jerk desire to break something, and what ever's closest to you is going to get the brunt of it. You don't think about what you've done until you've already done it. I think my bipolar meds have really helped me stop breaking my things in fits of rage.

This reminds me of one of my favorite Family Guy gags. Peter's trying to watch TV and he goes, "Oh god, I pushed input! Lois, I think we're going to have to throw away the TV!"

Well presumably you would've been far enough away from the lion that people would just think you're taking a picture of a lion in general, because you're at the zoo, and you're like, "Hey cool, a lion!"

I think a better question is why is he taking pictures of his dog's ass?

Bought a new guitar pedal.

With how much my dad grills red meat with charcoal I'm definitely getting cancer some day. Oh well, worth it.

Does she call it, like, "Maggie Mae, I have something to say to you..."?

Preeeeeeeetty sure he's doing fine in Van Halen at the moment... Maybe @RPM Jr. can tell us, I think he's the boards' resident Van Halen freak.

...................... Maybe she should have thought of that before you two started borking?

I put on my red tunic and dog ears.

Apparently that's a thing with white girls too, making fun of other kids for having off-brand clothing. Don't think it's a thing with boys though. I never witnessed it, anyway. Sorry Neko, hope I'm not derailing the thread too much.

That's not a poster, it's a drawing. By him, I'm betting.

How did you find this out?

Try some Greek epic heavy metal?

That's a pretty bland way to get your point across.

That.... doesn't look like Miku.

As soon as I saw the word "tators" I read the rest of that sentence in the most redneck southern drawl imaginable.

I knew you were going to say that but how good/hellish could it have been? Edit: Wait a minute your first account was from 2004 you didn't see prospero.

Lithium or Node?

"You can stick your fingers in my mouth any time, bby."

Ha, I've been there. Hot Asian dental hygienist.

When a newspaper accidentally switched the Far Side and Dennis the Menace captions:

Been there, done that.

Not one snicker, didn't even crack a smile.