Doom Metal Alchemist

Hm, maybe I'll try to post music videos that "gave me nosebleeds" when I was a youngster...

Eh, if Internet porn wasn't a thing, this probably would convince me to click it.

OH I GET IT TITTIES CAUSING NOSEBLEEDS CUZ ANIME

I'm not clicking that... as soon as I think the good stuff's coming, it's just going to cut to another shot. I know the game.

Nice tits in that thumbnail... like you picked this one just for me.

Ok, but if you think I'm going to put shoes on every time I have to answer the door, you're out of your fucking mind.

That is true.

You can take the blood out of the nose, but you can't take the nose out of the blood, I guess.

I don't think I have ever heard this phrase.

I don't wanna work for Bloody Nose Inc. anyway!

I read that in Ozzy's voice from Snowblind.

Can you summarize that for me?

But yeah worst naraku is very weird. But so are pretty much all of us.

Edited too late.

Huh? What is worst naraku the only thing weirder than? I don't understand this post! EDIT: Oh I get it, I had to re-read the last sentence in my op.

Top Man...? I'll put on my trenchcoat and be Flash Man!

Where't it go?

And got a random nosebleed. I wouldn't be surprised if 20 years have passed since my last nosebleed. When I saw I somehow smeared blood on my hand, I immediately assumed I accidentally popped a zit on my face (the vast majority of the time I'm bleeding, it's because I popped a zit), but nope, nose bleed. But unlike naraku, my nose bleed isn't severe and I don't have to hold my head back or even hold my nose closed. It's just weird getting a random nosebleed after all these years.

Back on topic: Rudolf.

Top video: wut? Bottom video: I'm not normally a fan of wild hair colors, but she makes it work. She's beautiful. Those eyes! Could be the make up though, I guess.

When you were describing Numbers my eyes started glossing over then "bra-strap" got my attention again.

Wait, you're imagining me as a man? I AM a man! And you don't have to imagine, there's pics of me in the pic thread floated at the top. I don't think my hands are showing though. What's Numbers?

You're a relatively new user right? You probably missed the craziness. A user that had since gotten banned for racial slurs... before he was banned... he made a weird ass thread about how the faeglesnork guy was some stalker of his in college or something. Sounded like paranoid delusions.

You remember that episode of Friends where Joey randomly finds his "identical hand twin" in a public restroom? Well, WE'RE IDENTICAL HAND TWINS! Seriously, my hands are like the same exact size, lol. And if you have tiny hands for a woman.... just imagine me... a man....

Looks like the size of my hand, lol. I can't compare mine to a mouse without getting up, I don't use mice, I (almost) never use mice, laptop touchpad all the way (and before that, while they still existed, the "eraser head").