Doom Metal Alchemist

I think this thread was nothing more than an excuse to use "my hands are clean" as a pun.

I just sent you one.

Coincidence? Probably.

Are Nabs and Kudasai women???

Of all the things they could run corrections about...

I assumed he was talking about porn.

Instead of "we'll see" you should just look up the requirements on Grub Hub's website, like ASAP. lol

Dammit, I wanted to say something about this, but I was beaten by 14 hours. But I'm still gonna anyway! Yeah, there's no "Native Americans" in the same sense there are no native Europeans, no native Asians, and no native Australians (talking about the Aborigenies here). All of mankind originated in Africa and any group that is known for being from some other continent were descendants of immigrants. I thought this was common knowledge, and assuming tsar did know this, what was the point in pointing out "well actually, Native Americans immigrated here" without also mentioning the same of all non-African races / continents?

Should've said, "Oh sorry for attacking you, that's my cat-like ninja reflexes."

My brother won an award his senior year of high school for benching 400 lbs. He was a fullback for the football team.

It was probably kids.

I was sleeping when you made this thread.

Boo. Brotherhood was so inferior to the first FMA anime. I don't give a fuck if Brotherhood more closely followed the manga.

I need to hear this story.

Almost all bugs (and arachnids and whatever the fuck else that are similar) freak me out. Flies and ants are probably the only ones that don't.

Full of optimism there.

I know your pain.

I don't QUITE feel the same way (I think IV and VI are better), but V is a stellar game nonetheless, and it always warms my heart when someone picks any SNES / Super Famicom Final Fantasy as their favorite.

Oh, I forgot about that. I thought she was talking about her Aflac job and I was like, "WTF?"

I've slept with more women than Gene Simmons and Lemmy COMBINED.

How has no one posted that Nic Cage clip yet?

It takes me being sick significantly less than three days for me to want to die because of it. I also think it's kind of funny how something as harmless as a cold makes people (including myself) so miserable that we wish for death.

Explain.

What does "stupid is as stupid does" even mean?

When I went to elementary school, I lived in the Bay Area, and earthquake drills were a thing, like fire drills are everywhere. Does UC Berkley do earthquake drills?