Doom Metal Alchemist

I only read some of that. But.... BENDERIZED BEEEEEEEEEEZ "Hey bay-bee, wanna.... kill all humans?"

Not just the pizza, but the sexy pic too.

I was wondering if it was American or European and took a stab.... I just don't get how cross breeding European and African species resulting in bees being far more aggressive than either of the species they were bred from is the responsibility of only one of those species? I'd get it if they were more aggressive than European bees and less or equally aggressive as the African bees, but they were far more aggressive than the African bees. It's the African bees' fault that African bees got far more aggressive when cross bred with European bees? What?

Balls must have nightmares of getting flattened by steam rollers or something.

Well a lot of hand-holding you've been doing since this morning was holding my hand through my own posts when it wasn't asked for or needed...

Jesus Christ, did you already forget we pledged to ignore him? 😝

Africanized BEEEEEEEEEEEEZ Looking back on it, it seems really racist that when American bees were cross bred with African bees to (accidentally) make killer bees, we say the American bees were "Africanized." Whose to say the African bees weren't turned more violent because of the American bee blood?

What's interesting to me is he seems to be closer to cracking than I've ever seen him. Usually he's able to keep a relatively even temper, but lately sometimes he seems on the brink of a meltdown.

Well, what about the Italian immigrants who originally brought Pizza to America? That's our standard, if that standard deviates from pizza from Italy, that's Italians' own fault.

I can take or leave bacon, but I'm a big fan of bell peppers on pizza too.

Yeah, his insomnia caused him to participate in a sleep study conducted by some university students. I believe each study session he completed they gave him $50.00 for his participation, and he was saving up for a DVD player. The last session he needed to be awake for he kept falling asleep and the students were like, "Mr. McGuirk, go home, your insomnia is cured."

Man I don't remember that, I don't even remember the context around it. Is that the same episode he tries to get rid of his swords? Are the episode where he tries to get rid of his swords and the sleep study episode the same episode?

I don't remember that reference, I'm just going to assume it's related to the McGuirk rant I referenced.

Well you just don't like "stupid" topics but that's what IB was all about in the first place. And clearly the topic is pineapple on pizza, should i edit that in to the title?

Dude, I know I wouldn't be banned, at worst mods would splice this off. I just don't wanna irk rpggamer by derailing his thread. I TRY TO HAVE CONSIDERATIONS FOR OTHER USERS BEYOND AVOIDING BANS. The only banning I'm worried about is posting nudity since the rule change is unclear to me. "But doom, like I said, you're not on the mod's radar and no one is going to report you for posting tits" that's not the point, I try to follow the rules, even if I could probably get away with breaking them.

Pizza isn't pasta, and neither is pineapple.

The mods didn't splice this, I'm intentionally avoiding derailing someone else's thread. Stilgar said: I'll straight up tell an Italian to his face that I LOVE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA. Does it matter that I myself am part Italian?

EvilsergE

Apparently in Russia its customary to wear hats when having a formal fist fight.

IMO mister and sir are interchangeable and don't apply to different age groups.

*thinks of John McGuirk's rant after Melissa asks if he's ever just tried lying down in his bed in the dark and closed his eyes*

What did you get called before? "Boy"? 😝

Yeah, but what adults would be ok with that?

..........Yeah I know cleavage isn't gonna get me banned, that's why I posted it. I said I wanted to post something with bare nipples, but didn't because I was worried THAT would get me banned. The NSFW warning and spoiler tag weren't for the mods, it was for the courtesy of anyone browsing the boards at work.