Cau

hehe, hard time

Be careful, if you do a whole marijuana you'll die.

Fighting prolly Primeape Machamp Bewear Gallade Pangoro Marshadow

That's what you get for being a huge weeb.

That asteroid can wipe me out anytime.

I was really hoping there was going to be a cat in her and not some filthy human spawn.

Never seen one, probably never will.

No, it was attached to the glasses.

Idk man, this scenario assumes too many wild things about me for to be able to immerse myself in. Like that I'd actually seek help for my mental illness.

When they gonna grow out then?

When my tiddies gonna grow in?

Will I ever experience the sense of wonder a child has on Christmas morn ever again?

You can't tell me what to do.

Then if she dies can we get married instead so I can live with Gordon?

Why not?

Hi Day Drinking, I'm Cau.

The thought of you working is pretty strange.

If you die can I have Gordon.

I've only been to one(my dad's side) and it was a basically they rented this huge shelter for a day at a park and it was a big potluck. But there's only so much they could do. I have over 23 first cousins of all ages on that side so with second and third and parents and wives and kids and all that there was probably 200-300 people there. I was also like 8 so I don't really remember too much except wanting to leave basically the whole time. On my mom's side every holiday is pretty much a family reunion but there's 20ish people at most so that's a lot more chill with the younger kids doing whatever somewhere in the house and everybody else drinking and chatting.

You're sitting on the toilet making a twosie. The door opens.

The pain of not being able to crack open a cold one with the boys.

whoa

Never in my whole life.

How big Big Willy's dick tho