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will drag race people in walmart.

heretic 8.5/10 i love the direction h. grant has been taking these days. nosfaratu 0/10 - this movie was absolute garbage. and i say that knowing that defoe played 'nosfaratu' in "shadow of a vampire" 10/10. he should have been pissed.

just because of that ONE song.....he thinks he's too sexy for everything, and will let everyone in the grocery store know it.

i would like to think i'm finally down in the single digits...i hope. 8%? maybe?

convinced soulja boy to do soulja game. their friendship has never recovered.

decided that he needed to know the exact amount of hairs he has up there. began counting 3 years ago...but has lost count 27 times.

locates geocaches and writes various messages like 'do you like me? check yes or no' and 'do you like hottie mcslutpants? yes or no'

this printer almost lost it's life. i was trying to scan this 16 page state application.... i pushed 'i', that wasn't the write one. that button prints a test page.....all over the 1st page and notary public stamp. side note, i know how to load the paper now.....

did a one man show, off off off off broadway called 'the penis monologues' it closed that same night.

likes to walk around with a sign that says 'eat at joes'

keep in mind you may be a spring/shades and colors look for facial makeup thingys. maybelline, sephora-you can get a free council at their stores. you look like a spring. watch out for using blues and greens on pale...you'll look like the witch of the west on a bad day. i haven't commented on your posts...because i was angry. at you. at the system. and has come of as angry at the trans society. if you know me...you know i'm not that horrible. just angry at the institution that always considered me 3rd rate. good luck to you. and know that even if people are the suck out there, you apparently have a LOT of support here. keep using the wig...it looks way better.

well....full disclosure. i knew it was on the fritz. i bought one last month. the cat has so many chew spots. last year i slapped it. so it won't print multiple copies.

my bgf AND office husband many moons ago asked me if i used a bat and had 'still' in the background. no...but so so satisfying.

mixes skittles and plain m&m's in share bowl.

my printer. 10 years old. destroyed, smashed, stomped. put in a bag, and slung into the hard...slung bag BACK to cement...and curb stomp. it's in 100's of pieces. in the rain. yay me.

the irs website, and it's numerous helping tools, can eat a bag of dicks.

currently contimplating a career move to 'fish hand model'

rufus = rufy ryuk san (san added) = sexy boyfriend (see 16 candles) kakame gets a tune sung to her in the melody of love boat, that talks about her fat ass and the heart shape coloring on it. smokeh mcdoo (mcdoodoobutt his long name) gets a tune

merci beaucoup, monsieur KN

is this you pictured with adorable creatures.... well..your hand?

placed 3rd in the 8th annual ga-ga ball games

does the chicken dance to the electric slide.

snuggles up to adam sandlers 'what the hell happened to me?'. oh...his favorite you ask? 'ode to my car'.

likes to hand out free samples from baskin-robbins. doesn't work there.