discolé monade

i. want. this! damnit i wish there was a micheals here. nope...just that tacky hobby lobby. ugh

just drumsticks today.

fixed

fryin' up some chicken. > but seriously. i am.

that's weird that 'they' would send children. and girls no less. i was pretty sure the age was 19 before females headed out on their 18 month mission. eh...what do i know?

it should be 'you actually liked this' 'x people actually liked this' 'weird that you liked this' 'how could you like this?'

i have a lot more.. but i'm pretty sure i've secured my place on the tram to hell. thank you. and good night.

god and satan having a discussion god : ok, i said wasn't gonna' play your game..but fine. i got one trick up my sleeve. satan: pffft. you say that EVERY TIME WE DO THIS god: yeah..but this dude is my ace in the hole. satan: *takes long drag off joint, passes to god* alright man...let's see what you got. ~~enter job~~

dude. > > > >

moses at the red sea: 'you guys wanna see some cool shit?'

hmmm. iono. seems like there's a LOT negative feedback to organizing retail. good luck.

construction? welding? did you have to take an exam?

history channel already did it.

i know there's a joke in that somewhere.

but, why black? seems racist.

well, i can spare a kidney. only part of my liver, and maybe some blood. everything else...i pretty much am holding out to the highest bidder. >

finally gave in to the pain in my left ass cheek. went to the v.a. monday, come to find out my sciatica is jacked. so i got a steroid shot. and because i finally gave in, after favoring it for weeks, i apparently re fractured my foot. so...i got that going for me.

well...it's been re written so many times. no telling how much editing was done.

do you need a kidney? because..i'd probably give you a kidney.

ecclesiastes 10:19

who? me? i think i'm o- and my liver is good...surprisingly. and my kidneys. but, i just went monday, and all of the test results aren't in.

this is fun. also, all the testing isn't complete. i'll have to refresh tomorrow for the rest. but..yeah..this is fun. > > FREE T4 1.09 ng/dL 0.93-1.7 TSH 1.36 mIU/mL 0.27-4.2 ALBUMIN 5.0 g/dL 3.5-5.2 ALKALINE PHOSPHATASE 68 U/L 35-104 CHLORIDE 106.5 meq/L 96-108 CHOLESTEROL 164 mg/dL 0-200 CO2 21 Low meq/L 22-29 Details CREATININE 0.6 mg/dL .5-1 Details GLOMERULAR FILTRATION RATE (eGFR) >60 mL/min >60 GLUCOSE 81 mg/dL 74-106 Details POTASSIUM 4.28 meq/L 3.3-5.0 ABSOLUTE BASOPHIL COUNT 0.1 K/mm3 0-0.11 ABSOLUTE EOSINOPHIL COUNT 0.2 K/mm3 0-0.43 ABSOLUTE LYMPHOCYTE COUNT 2.4 K/mm3 1.2-4.1 ABSOLUTE MONOCYTE COUNT 0.5 K/mm3 0.48-1.08 ABSOLUTE NEUTROPHIL COUNT 5.5 K/mm3 2.4-7.99 BASO 0.9 % 0-2 Details EOSINO 2.0 % 0-4 Details HCT 40.7 % 37-47 Details HGB 13.9 g/dL 12-16 Details LYMPHS 27.5 % 14-38 HEMOGLOBIN A1C 5.7 % 4.8-5.9

ohhh. ok. you know. i have never been to a 'con' i was going to go last year (?) with krackitty. i was going to go as tulip (amc's version) but, then i couldn't. because i was going to do something else in north dakota. that also didn't work out.

ew