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is that what you call....you know what? not even going there. >

well...i guess i wouldn't have it any other way. and lulz @ welcome home.

i'll be headed to augusta in the next couple weeks. i will go to the michael's then. ooooooh...yeah.

same. and now sitting here for 45 minutes...i should have done this outside with the big fryer. eh.

now now...be nice.

hmmmm. >

gurrrl. we so country here...there's no such thing as 'pop up' halloween stores. i miss those. cali was awesome for that.

i. want. this! damnit i wish there was a micheals here. nope...just that tacky hobby lobby. ugh

just drumsticks today.

fixed

fryin' up some chicken. > but seriously. i am.

that's weird that 'they' would send children. and girls no less. i was pretty sure the age was 19 before females headed out on their 18 month mission. eh...what do i know?

it should be 'you actually liked this' 'x people actually liked this' 'weird that you liked this' 'how could you like this?'

i have a lot more.. but i'm pretty sure i've secured my place on the tram to hell. thank you. and good night.

god and satan having a discussion god : ok, i said wasn't gonna' play your game..but fine. i got one trick up my sleeve. satan: pffft. you say that EVERY TIME WE DO THIS god: yeah..but this dude is my ace in the hole. satan: *takes long drag off joint, passes to god* alright man...let's see what you got. ~~enter job~~

dude. > > > >

moses at the red sea: 'you guys wanna see some cool shit?'

hmmm. iono. seems like there's a LOT negative feedback to organizing retail. good luck.

construction? welding? did you have to take an exam?

history channel already did it.

i know there's a joke in that somewhere.

but, why black? seems racist.

well, i can spare a kidney. only part of my liver, and maybe some blood. everything else...i pretty much am holding out to the highest bidder. >

finally gave in to the pain in my left ass cheek. went to the v.a. monday, come to find out my sciatica is jacked. so i got a steroid shot. and because i finally gave in, after favoring it for weeks, i apparently re fractured my foot. so...i got that going for me.