it would go something like: well, this schmuck picked me up in a broke down ride. mirror missing on the passenger side. got stopped by cops because he didn't have insurance AND his license was suspended. luckily i knew the cop, so just had the car towed to his house. was supposed to go out to dinner, but he started drinking 40's and then started smashing his furniture. worst. date. ever.
i left.
date -5/10