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discolé monade

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  1. that actually wouldn't surprise me. i'm gonna' try that tonight. i'm going to think about this dream, and your dream, and see what happens. > and what do you mean you get burnt a lot?
  2. did you know the oldest condoms date back to the 1600's? and there were made from animal and fish intestines.
  3. no, i get that. but, how old is she? i mean, let her just be a kid. until the time that puberty sets in, i don't know if this really needs to be a thing for young ones.
  4. i just thought it was weird. i didn't see the man chasing me maybe...it was you! you wanted to snap my neck for opening the suitcase.
  5. why? is she confused about what she sees in the media? or, is this just to stay edgy?
  6. ok. this is really weird. i had a dream that i was being chased for finding a suitcase. the case had 5 locks. and i was able to open all of them in this dream, (2nd part of a weird dream where i was a rogue doctor on the run.) i was just a person. but the minute i opened them, i became this spy type person. so, i was running and dodging the chasers. i too was able to jump and do amazing things to escape. i finally ended up in a room. but, i was waking up in this room. like a hotel room. i was plugging in what i thought was phone charger. i remember looking at this 'phone charger' and thinking that's odd looking. the minute i plugged it in 2 men came barging in my room. i had to escape again. i was running all around the hotel and made it to a room that looked like a typical teenage boy room. clothes all over the place there were 2 boys playing a video game, i dove under a pile of clothes and shoes, and got dressed in those clothes. then, someone came to the door, his mum i think, leaning at the bottom of the door to sniff out 'perfume' i jumped through the window...then woke up.
  7. > ouch. also, i would like to add about 7 to my number that's with oral and the opposite sex. whorey whore whore slut. :D and...i'm gonna' guess........ 69 that's your number.
  8. there we go. i decided to not play RE: revelations tonite. instead just gonna' netflix and chill. and you ALWAYS have the abundance of herbage, when i don't. it's all good.
  9. throw in a good word for me..would ya'?
  10. they also built a space station. i'm telling you. the super uber rich have prepared for themselves.
  11. i can't tell you how excited i was in 2012. the world was supposed to end on my birthday. it didn't happen.
  12. again. i got the sad feels from this. besides it's not going to happen. i am out of my herbage, and i'm not allowing the world to end unless i'm able to smoke out.
  13. this makes me feel a little sad.
  14. i bet there is a space shuttle or 3, that was built with the money of billionaires...who btw, are the only ones allowed on.
  15. it's true! i swear. i was smiling. you don't smile in those pics. you just don't. > and you makin' me blush and stuff. owo
  16. i'm getting ready to dive into some french onion dip and fritos and play RE: revalations
  17. i however, was a military hottie. on a side note..i just found my graduation pic, in dress blues. i look like a total dork >
  18. again. but seriously it's not.....or...is it?
  19. i too have meds that i get the zonks. and i'm glad to hear this actually. <3
  20. i've actually been 'sleeping' better. i still get online at the witching hour, to see if you're around. i like passing the night with you. but, it's been a while. i also got sucked into 'once upon a time' which help with sleep.. A LOT! >
  21. teenage sex is a big thing everywhere i think. i was 14 i thought i was grown. it was the worst. and was over in like 5 minutes. lulz. i had 'cashmere' playing because i thought it would be romantic. he was done before the song. >
  22. > i don't know what this means.
  23. awww. i was just messin' with you. i know what you meant. because...as i typed it thought. 'gawd..i hope no one thinks....' >
  24. pretty sure it's regardless of branch. but...i have heard usn is pretty whorish > i know that there was a reg on usn female haircuts, but i also remember that usn was pretty lax on female hair standards. fly aways, bobby pins. females always looked like a hot mess. and that probably was porn you were watching.
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