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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. but.... pepperidge farms remembers.
  2. yeah, right. you know he'll be frantically sitting there trying to log in. getting cheeto dust all over the keyboards. then sadly. sobs into his hands, getting said cheeto dust on his face. he tries to clean his face with his stained (what was once) white tank, only to rip the left shoulder seam. it will be exactly 2.4 hours from that moment, that he will get his 'big book of badness' (that's what is inscribed on the bent and rolled composition marble cover) and diligently go back to all the screen shots of all the threads he made. and write down all the, (what he believes to be) the whitty comebacks, and snips he should have used before said banning. knowing, in the back of his mind, that he is doing nothing more than projecting his self loathing and hatred upon those that he feels unjustifiably, caused him great discomfort and grief, when all, (he knows in his heart of hearts) he was trying to do, was find a friend. i mean...that's just one scenario.
  3. thesamereasonpeopledontusespacesorpunctuationjustbecausetheycanjustbecausetheycan
  4. honestly. the anxiety/ptsd is why i got into crochet. not saying that's your gig. i also like needlepoint, and sewing. it's calming. (i have my oil pastels/charcoal/inks/pencils, but it's been a while because of the back log of orders.) and then the finished product is somehow satisfying.
  5. well..i shave. i don't do the ole' landing strip. but it's nice and tidy. the back side is more of a chore, bent over, water trying to shave downwards, but not to close too the ole' honey pot. and then, the after trim to get all the stragglers. waxing would be so much easier. but there's only so much pain a woman can take in the name of 'beauty'
  6. please PLEASE!!!! LET THIS BE MY PERMANENT COLOR!! on the [as] boards, i had requested right before they closed shop. PLEASE!! this is really my most favorite shade of green. OOOH PLEASE!!! i'll do anything! i'll make you something. PLEASE!!! thank you for your time with the matter. sincerely disco.
  7. ...and so it begins. all it takes is that one time.
  8. there are a few cultures that do very similar things. i was telling firefly on the old boards about a tribe that 'fattens' the brides to be up, in a hut for months. and to keep the skin smooth and muscular looking, they basically knead it, with items similar to rolling pins, and even coke bottles. the idea that shaving all hair off in our society though is purely sexist marketing.
  9. no..it doesn't. and, hope you aren't in too much pain.
  10. but i do need to go, not because of this. but, because in general. i know it would help with some things. and it feels good. the water therapy btw...did NOT help at all. in fact, i think made things worse.
  11. no. i know that won't help. i need a hot tub. but, i think a foot rub would help. because...foot. rub. >
  12. i like candy corn. i like the candy corn (indian corn) with the chocolate tips better. but i can only eat in small doses before my mouth feels like i've been licking sand paper. >
  13. scoobdog[/member]
  14. i was cleaning the girl's room. making her bed. i was turning her mattress, and as i shifted the mattress around, and my arm was slightly raised, i felt something pinch/stab me above the elbow. and not even 2 minutes later, my right side of my neck and shoulder got stiff. and now, i can hardly turn my head. i can't find the icyhot. and these pain pills don't work for shit. i do have a couple morphine, but i sort of wanted to work on this blanket. and watch scary movies. i am so sad that my body is crapping out on me this fast. this just isn't fair.
  15. swedish fish. :barf: and surrounded by candy corn. my home state of course...m&m's >
  16. no i have it on '60' minutes. but that wasn't it. it could just be this damnt glitchy ass new laptop. i have problems with this thing. i may have somehow 'clicked' something to log off. it's not happening now.
  17. probably already been said... but what about chicken tender calzone?
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