discolé monade

yeah. she likes to do that. thinks it makes her all edgy and what not. but i assure you. my cakes are delicious and wonderful. >

alright, no need to be salty. it's just a picture of cake. delicious cake. i'm sure if your kid can read, she can make it too.

heel

i had some knucklehead drop an overhead projection screen on my foot several years ago. i didn't go to medic. and didn't think anything about it. fast forward to 2 years ago, dr says, 'and it looks like you had a broken foot that didn't heal properly.

i'm sure any body can. but not every body has mammie's cake and icing recipe. and not going for fancy.

congress

homemade white cake with caramel icing.

no. you won't. > your fiction is funny.

lather

> > your fiction is funny

some of us have those moms. some of us have been at our moms death beds. and those mom's sided with the piece of shit basterds they called lovers/boyfriend/husbands. it happens. it ....just happens. all you can do at this point, is either love her and let her know this. and hopefully she will know this.

in my best paris hilton voice 'that's hot. > >

if you applied for any jobs using 'indeed' or another server, things link up. if you apply to a job using the 'quick apply' things link up. the minute you start applying to any job that career builder has any link to.... things link up.

in my best 'joey' voice 'how you doin'?'

celestial cau

lady shows up at HS. dude. you are really starting to piss me off.

why thank you.

i have 3. the last one i rescued (he was abandoned by my idiot neighbor) is a tuxedo mix, pretty sure with maine coon. anyway, he climbs everywhere, and gets on the roof, and likes to be rescued by having a chair held up so he can get in it. > such a dork parkour kitty. ANYWAY, my misa~mo, tortoiseshell cat, has now taken to climbing on to the MiL's house (lower edge), but pretends she can't get down, so that i have to rescue her. she likes to have me drive the golf cart over to the edge, so she can drop down to the roof of the cart, and sit while i drive around the yard, like she's pope kitty. > and just because, my other cat is a russian blue, that won't stop eating. so he's a pig cat russian blue. >

dude. quit. while. you. can.

lady? she's 15, you meant young lady, and not that you are objectifying my kid...right?

i ... wait. what?

perhaps. but i made these with love. and also, i didn't want to hear 'but MOOOOM i HAAAAVE TO be a CAAAT!!!' > >

yes. i had 1 day to make them. i also made her tail from black nylons >

so this happened last night. the girl had a dress up day at the high school. she went as a cat.