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smooches.

yeah, but when we're driving, i need my baby, i need my baby next to me. >.>

after the great disaster of 2017 and the blob that was my screen, i finally broke out the 'new' laptop i got in 2016. (you know i was not letting go of the blob screen) until i had to. well..that pos crashed and burned in 2months. so...i got a chromebook. and for what i use it for...it's great. no bloatware. i can add what i want. the scrolling thing, and other 'fancy' moves still allude me...but all in all, i am VERY happy with it.

are japanese.

purrrrrrr?

ok. this seems like spam. you're spamming. reported.

reported

it's clap of the app i tells ya'.

or this? how is THIS not in DF yet?

good. now let me tell you about this phuqed up dream i had about you. so, you picked me up to go to a party in san diego, at a friends house. you were charming and clever, and sweet to my friends. my girl was like 'oh he's a keeper' i was like 'oh maybe, i have to get to know him' so, we were leaving the party and headed to your car. it was a fancy sports car. charcoal grey, and very cool. ANYWAY, you leaned in to say 'i had a really nice time meeting your friends.' and i then leaned in to give me what i thought was a gentlemanly kiss. but, you suddenly changed, like went full blown mr. hyde. i mean your lips gnarled back, you started to drool. and then really bad things happened. i finally managed to beat the shit out of you. (some pretty sweet moves i might add) you turned and with that evil face said 'FINE, but you know you liked it. call you tomorrow' and sped off in your fancy car. i went back up to the house, my friend (who i haven't seen in years btw) was like, 'oh...i knew he was trouble' and she called her male cousins and uncles. bad hombres 'ms13' members (she does have a couple) and then i woke up. you were an awful man in that dream. just awful. and i woke up sad, because i was like 'that's not the sawdy i know'

the free clinic will do a bore punch. it only hurts for like a week i hear.

clap of the app?

ooh. look at all the new shiny letters.

but fuchsia is fun to say. and they're hints of purple. >.>

LIES! it's fuchsia, you uncultured swine. <3 smooches

you should have met me for coffee. i would have explained how a joke works.

you just be the gentleman that you are. be kind and cordial. compliment her on the way down the aisle. you will have served well as a groomsman. because if the bride finds out you were mean to her bridesmaid. you're life will forever be ridden with scorn and shame.

eh. my 2012 birthday SHOULD have been the end of the world as we know it. stoopid mayans with their stoopid calendar all wrong and shit.

i know. i know. we good. <3

and in swoops scoob. to wreck all that was glorious. shut up scoob. <3

big enough to lose some genitalia

oh wacky. you say the sweetest things. you big lug.

and the older ladies. with those beautiful large easter hats, and proper lace gloves. i have to say, i did like going to church on easter sunday. that will be a nice day for you and your girl.

aww i love the little ones all dressed up for easter. little boys all dapper with their bow ties and little suits. and the little girls all frilly and pretty with their hats, and shiny mary~janes.

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