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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. awww. is too kind for words. but also plays air guitar to weird al songs.
  2. is the only working mime.....that talks.
  3. once upon a time, in mexico, he was recruited by a CIA agent, to take out a corrupt mexican army officer, who was hired by a mexican drug lord, to assassinate the mexican president.
  4. mille bornes
  5. directed the video "nobody speak"
  6. baking a ham, with a honey, brown sugar, mustard glaze and fresh pineapple,. oven garlic fries, not entirely sure what veggie, probably green beans. and i'm going to whip up some meringue cookies with clove, and lemon-for someone.
  7. tried to start a pyramid scam, but didn't quite get the concept. if you wander around in the thick of the mojave desert, you may find a very poorly attempted, 1:1 pyramid.
  8. at his last job interview, he insisted he get arbor day off, and wanted to know their policy for grand-parents day.
  9. is currently the leader of a rag tag group of street urchins...pickpocketing their way through the streets of london.
  10. knows that little tidbit, because he, too, uses the control stick to......
  11. ready for action. ready for a night on the town? ready to FAFO!
  12. oh molar....molar, molar, molar.... so... it's game on then....is it? very well..... stand by.
  13. has a life size map of the world.
  14. buys a can of mixed nuts, and picks out everything except the peanuts.
  15. forrest gumps long walk, was based on him getting lost in indiana.
  16. took a piss on the hollywood sign.
  17. promoted a homemade porno on craig's list. found a box of old homemade porno at a pawn shop in vegas
  18. once posed for a sketch artist.....
  19. got lost in the bermuda triangle. no...not the one out there in the atlantic, that new trendy hip store at the mall
  20. ***time out....shut up scoob. lmao....i snorted. actually scared the cat**** has carboard cutouts of the live action scooby doo movie. he like to LARP in his backyard.
  21. is terrified of virginia woolfe.
  22. insists that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
  23. once was a confidential informant to the canadian mounties.
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