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nope. i got you beat. homer's odyssey. OMG

WAR WAR war and war and warmongering and not clicking that WAR

don't forget those great gems like, 'flowers for algernon' , 'the chocolate wars', 'i am the cheese' , oh...and ffs 'atlas shrugs' and poor joe christmas. i think. never finished...but i last 2 paged it...just to know wtf. damn that book.

has auditioned for the 1st ever harmonica seat, in all the philharmonic symphonies across the country. no takers yet, but he toots on

has practiced with the best jugglers in cirque de soleil. never actually picked up any balls.

dororo. love it.

likes to sit on his porch, attempting to play a banjo whenever someone walks by, and let's them know what mighty fine lips they have for a little piggy.

went to dallas, because he heard about a woman named debby....that does stuff.

is writing a book about how to write about writing books.

was on an episode of romper room.

oh...it irks tf out of me too.... but hey...let's all keep pretending

has been known to grab 20 of his closest friends...to run the opposite directiion during a marathon.

OMG how did you write that? like everything else in this country..... FRAUD

lol having your own post and video explained..... nice.

signs up for 5ks, stands at the starting line, then, heads over the pub for a couple pints, then makes his was to the finish line. he comes in a respectable 182 out of 500.

likes to wear a big bird costume as pajamas.

should have asked about their arbor day policy. j/s

prepares elaborate veggie trays for his cat. the cat has escaped 3 times.

it was....longer? and the highlight is usually a light grey, not blue...but it's ok, it may just be on my end? it's back to normal now.

tells people he was a roadie for john denver

tells people his grand dad was the original mr. peanut mascot.

tells people he's mikey from those commercials, and that he survived a stomach rupture caused by pop rocks and pepsi.

runs a rat race out a basement in the red light district. literal rats...little lego jockeys and everything.

will sometimes wear fishnets and spiked heels, just so he can tap dance on graves of his enemies...in style.