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you know..you can do that yourself. rubber glove, and squeeze that smelly puff of gross. if not..you should ask the vet HOW to, because once they get them, they will always get them.

well, when i turn the garden, i make sure to turn some ground a bit away from it. that way they have plenty of places to dig through, without headed to the 'sacred veggies'

do you at least put hot soapy water in the sink? i try to keep water in the sink during most of the day, so i can grap the rag and clean as i go.

squirrels birds armadillos (by default) possum. deer. foxes. ~ is that right? the plural of fox is foxes? seems weird. any stray that comes be~boppin' in the yard.

how old is he? is he sick? or, did you just piss him off and he's giving you the silent treatment.

i think fruity pebbles pretty much all taste the same. but i don't eat them, i only use them in rice crispie treats.

oh. same. i mean, i used to go to my friends house that always had the good stuff.

no NO! you shut your whore mouth!!! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breathes* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no nopedy nope nope nope

wait. your birthday is 5/26? my daughter's birthday is 5/26.

i feel you've asked this question before. obviously kong.

eeghads. my bad. and my daughter and i were just talking about wanting to visit japan.

yeah, i get it. i actually will walk up to people and tell them whatever it is i'm admiring, and walk on off. i mortify family members, but in this late in the game, no phuqs are given, to say something positive to someone. except this one time, i saw a woman weeping in a story, and i went over to see if she was alright, and she was so rude, and miserable, i said, 'whelp, hope your day gets better before you encounter anyone else' and left. so, i would say the % of good reaction outweighs the negative. tl:dr~i'm sure it wasn't as weird as you thought, and made that person's day a little brighter.

rayban makes a pretty cool looking frame. get 2 pair.

yes it does! do you remember smurfberry cruch. damn..that was good stuff. oh..and strawberry shortcake. yeah. good times.

nope. all the cereal from when i was kid taste like flavored cardboard. frankenberry is just wrong. booberry, gross. cocoa krispies get too soggy now. all of it taste so gross. lucky charms WAY too many bits called marshmallows. crunch berry is even harder than i remember.

you're a good looking man. not a terrible photo at all. i should totally get mine. i don't know where i'd go, but, it's always good to have on hand.

colt 45 got you feeling all light and airy?

gawd damnit. i BET he's a goldschlinger drinker. or what ever that gold shit is.

wait, not in amsterdam?

i'm in.

real deal. i mean...honestly. one shot. ~ i think the real deal is only in vegas. that fake stuff, slow nursing otherwise get sick as shit.

alright. but if we're going big, than go big. absinthe all around!

fine, but i'm totally writing on his arm 'don't forget, call me love roger <3'

dear baby jesus, please let this happen. and please tiny infant jesus, let me say one time 'don't cry zeni, it happens to a lot of males'