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i don't think there are any mixed girls here. none. bella curls. not a damn one here. with the leave in conditioner. in fact i think it's against the law to have mixed girls. there's a deep conditioning hair mask. the south don't take kindly to them mixed girls. you can find it at dollar general and also the asian hair place (the place run by asian's that sell hair for black folks)

it's weird when beta males try to get all buff sounding.

like urkel meets shake?

???

rosey assplay

i'm at the point where i wonder what you WON"T do.

oh yeah... i cut the cheese. i cut it REAL good. and several times. >.>

kooch ass

kudassman

now... i am the cheese. >.>

fixed.

i like how you whisper 'bitches' in an empty parking lot.

are we talking porn stars. because i don't porn. but, there's just something about natalie portman. je ne sais.... and not in to blondes per se, but charlize theron. and if we're talking glam queens... rita hayworth.

oooh pin curls. haven't done those in forever. hmm.

clytorisbully (with a y)

not clicking that. also. poor gato.

well good for you. and....my money is on 4.2 months. i'm being optimistic for you.

booty slasher bouvre.

it's like 'classest' thing /s/ like you shouldn't grow tomatoes near cucumbers. or corn near okra, some silly thing like that.

i don't care what they say about you. you're a good man, charlie brown.

oh gurl. oh NOES. maybe twist it for today? oh my...just oh my.

i believe i have your emal. not sure about cell. dm with that info. por favor. oh yeah...you have unofficially become our 'go to' guy. as long as you're cool with it. i know there's a couple others i could brain pick, like wacky, and maybe killjoy. but, you the main man. mang.

are you saying i should just quit while i'm ahead? NEVER! going to talk to dude about a lease later today.

so, the humidity here is just gawd awful. and my 'curls' look like dried out curly fries. /s/ i found a pretty good 'cowash' never used a product like this. it's like 'wen' but way cheaper. bella curls. works really good w/the leave in conditioner. your beauty tip for the day.

yeah, i started 5 pumpkin and 6 watermelon. they are doing well. the pumpkin have super long vines, and they are flowering. so that's cool the watermelon have nice big leaves. so...here's hoping.