to show his love to his betrothed, a man got his bride's name tatooed on his penis, 'wendy'
the couple went to honeymoon, in jamaica.
at a nude beach the man notices another man with 'wy' on his penis,
thinking the 2nd man was just flacid, he says 'oh, you have a woman named wendy too?' and proudly displays his penis tatoo 'wendy'
the 2nd man says 'no mon,' an unleashes the monster that is his penis.
'it says, welcome to jamaica, have a nice day'