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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. dr. finklestein. he was my civics and laws teacher. his brother apparently owned a suit shop, that catered to pimps apparently. so he'd wear pimp suits to class. he had every color of the rainbow. he also used a drum stick to silence the class, which i, of course, found appropriate places for, weekly. i thought he was a creep back then, but now, i just think i didn't appreciated his sense of style.
  2. this is HUGE!!! now, if somehow they could tangle tank girl in there, i would be so happy.
  3. is it because you touch yourself?
  4. you take those red mashed, and use sour cream in lieu of cream. add that fresh bacon. some chives , and a dash of cheese, for when you want an actual big ass baked potato, but only have the small ones.
  5. he's like a necessary 'evil' because some of this shit is gold.
  6. i change my mind. i'm pre~bagging THIS turkey.
  7. calling DIBS on this turkey.
  8. phuqu car alarm. going off every 2 hours.
  9. is this the same list the PRMC (filthy 15) used. because i mean...it looks like the same list
  10. sometime, yes, but like with whiting~typically used in fish and chips..it makes it palatable imo.
  11. right?! damnit man. we're having smoked jowl sammiches tonight.. but now i kind of want fish and chips.
  12. oh man..and i almost forgot about mahi~mahi
  13. i have never had swordfish. shame really, i hear really good things about it.
  14. garden. it is the only way to go these days. and for those that live in urban areas..look for your community garden.
  15. no shellfish here. but blue fish, cod~fried especially catfish ~ not seafood but see above orange roughy YUM
  16. this phuqn one. it's always on the highest decibel allowed by the fcc. and the one in savannah blasts it's number 222~22** as loud as phuqn possible.
  17. i actually have a reminder, and a statement of price..so i just pay it, and they send that little sticker. i do NOT miss the dmv. at all.
  18. why are you so...weird? and creepy?
  19. hahaha. silly man.
  20. i swear, you are ALWAYS without power in your area.
  21. to show his love to his betrothed, a man got his bride's name tatooed on his penis, 'wendy' the couple went to honeymoon, in jamaica. at a nude beach the man notices another man with 'wy' on his penis, thinking the 2nd man was just flacid, he says 'oh, you have a woman named wendy too?' and proudly displays his penis tatoo 'wendy' the 2nd man says 'no mon,' an unleashes the monster that is his penis. 'it says, welcome to jamaica, have a nice day'
  22. well, it's a radio commercial, to buy a new car. not from any particular dealer, just to buy a car. any budget can get you one...they say. buy a car.
  23. it would seem so.
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