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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. happy day of birth!
  2. well, i don't know about genitals hanging out. but if i have to go so bad that i know i can't maneuver into the bathroom, get the door closed, and get my pants down, they are pretty much already down by the time i get there. and that is usually when i have to pee so bad, that by the time i get to pee, my teeth hurt.
  3. i doubt that.
  4. currently 'stewing' over my selfish child. i raised her better than this. phuqn kids.
  5. i was having a real good time with 'the fractured but whole', but i got the 'coon' battle. phuq that. 4x i tried to beat mitch conner. i used all players that had 'shock' or 'bleed' so..that is one more game back in the box that i won't be looking at again. too bad. it was pretty fun. now...to sit around until i get the remaster RE2 and the new ac:odyssey. *sigh*
  6. well, duh. i got a bottle of crown for one date, and the next i got a room service for 2 days. of course i smashed.
  7. i didnt' go to prom. but i went to 2 marine corps balls, that i was allowed to dress 'fancy' (i was the +1 since it wasn't my squads ball) so..yay me. i looked so pretty. and, here i am with no pics.
  8. seriously? 2 hours? got up your game, yo.
  9. . -.-- --- ..- .-. / -.. .. - ... / .- .-. . / -. --- - / -/- --- .-. .-. . -.-. -
  10. i'm not at liberty to say. but..your dits aren't correct. try again.
  11. welcome to parenthood. have a nice day.
  12. your 'dits' aren't correct. try again. n00b
  13. nah, i bet the ears are stiff like a german shepard, not all floppy like a basset hound. super cutie pie.
  14. ...and? what's it 'feel' like? kick? power? sites? is she pretty?
  15. i do remember. and i think you mentioned her being the conductor, but, i didn't know she was 'kind of a bitch' my aunt's friend was a good friend of hers, and he always said she was quite stand offish. but generally a very nice person. *edit~and because you are white. totz*
  16. yeah see, i thought this would have been the 'because i'm way too alpha and way better than the beta in charge, and he's super jelly. i'm super cereal' defense.
  17. quite a few of them actually. maya angelou was sad. david bowie was pretty rough, as was prince. anthony broudain was a shock. tom petty gave me the sad. chris cornell was also a shock. i mean..there were a lot of deaths, especially the last few years. heath ledger was 'oh wow' robin williams i think was the saddest of them all though.
  18. don't ruin this for me. also, that was a very small % like 30% is ivory cost/ghana :raspberry:
  19. awwww. look at that cute pupper!!
  20. yes, but with a handy dandy tissue on hand. but mostly go to the sink, water a bit, and blow. yuck.
  21. well...i mean, it depends how much power you want. home defense, anything in the 9mm, unless you just want to say 'make my day, punk' then .45
  22. and also, plan on cleaning from top to bottom before moving in. and ask that they replace the toilet seat and shower head. and ask when the carpets were last replaced. if more than 5 years, demand they steam clean them again. good luck!
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