discolé monade

circus peanuts are the worst. like peeps. yes please to ALL the black jelly beans. also..those no name candies in either the black or orange wrappers...those are peanut butter taffy. yes please.

that cut me deep man. the cut me deep.

exactly. people acting like they wouldn't eat them. i wonder, if they were shaped like boobs, people be eatin' them. and they'd like it. bet me.

we are infested with 'kissing bugs' little assholes attach to each others butts, and fly around having sex.

*ahem* gobstobbers, are only in extreme circumstances (i.e. disco has no other candy in the house)

also. point of fact. i think i'm the only one here that likes all the candies no one else likes. good n plenty. ~ YUM candy corn ~ see above post bottle caps. ~ but too many will leave some really weird gritty stuff on the back teeth peppermint puffs after dinner mints.

the better candy corn is the 'indian candy corn' also, the 'autumn mix' with the 'indian corn' and pumpkins is goooood. however, that being said. just a handful will leave 'sweaters' on your teeth.

no matter how talented i am. sometimes, when i have to follow a difficult pattern, the stitch count eludes me. maybe because i 'pick' my stitch rather than then way this chick does it. which is how most do it. damn blanket.

walking dead. season 8.

watching and REALLY enjoying wd s8, i was working on 'tree of life' blanket', and finishing up the spousal unit's gobstoppers. i warned him. you all saw that i warned him.

misa~mo would much rather i fill up the water can so she can shove her head in, rather than drink out of the bowl.

my first club was spearmint rhino in vegas. was there with my gysgt and a couple sgts. they ogling this super cute blond. who decided to give me a lap dance for free. one thing about being a chick in a strip club, you don't pay for shit. also...obligatory news.

oh...ok..well, if we're talking about rage quit glasses. 2 pair. so...i guess that would be 5 pair total.

probably be better to walk around the store squinting at everyone. i already looked pissed off all the time, might as well add to the look?

because..i'm clumsy af. i also rest them on my forehead. not the head head..but right above my eyebrows. stop you say? yeah...creature of habit here.

i hated mine in boot camp/mos because for some reason, females were given those ugly brownish kind. i see now, i can get the standard issue black ones. kind of excited.

those darn kids.

i bet you're a member of 'the hare club for men' >.> <.<

i mean, they're only 'readers' but, at 10$ a pop, i think i'm just gonna see how many 'bc's' i can stock up on next visit to the v.a. the last pair i got from that place though, were some transitional bullshit that make me nauseous.

ginormous is my absolute go to word with very largely things. and fabuliscious. for seriously awesome outfits on beautiful people.

wait, wait. wait. *ok...first off, i'm trying not to chuckle here, because i am hoping i read this all wrong* but...you bopped yourself in the noggin' so hard, that the batteries flew out?

well, that's just perposterdiculous.