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pfft. i got 1 day. for each kid. ONE GAWD DAMN DAY oops. i did get 2 days for the youngest girl.

for real. i am being pulled from all directions. ALL. DIRECTIONS. i wish i could take a gawd damned vacation. i mean...i would settle for a mild heart attack for a 3 day stint at a hospital.

you forgot /s seriously. you forgot the /s /s /s

'falling down' epic story of a man, going to work, in the park.

she's letting us know she started her period. -___-

you should have just invited him. let him see how this place is. let people judge him for who HE is not because you are saying 'don't pick on my friend' ghostrek knows HOW to use spell check, but chooses not to. ghost can defend himself (he's not as fragile as you would think) but now you've drawn attention to him. i'm sure after his first scrambled sentence, and people were like 'dude' , he would have been perfectly capable of saying 'dude, i had a stroke, give me a break'

basterd

oh...i'm not saying mine would look anything like yours. i mean. it would be like me/cosco vs. you/cake boss. tbs.

but like a toddler's noodle necklace, people will 'awwww' it will be cute. seriously tho' i'd make him a cake for $100. but only 3 tier. because he's cheap. (j/k j/k)

if it's not a terribly extravagant affair, do the sheet cake. @Still Mecorrect me if i'm wrong, but doesn't michael's have diy designs that he can do on said cake? i mean, if he wanted to make 'his' special thing.

that's really weird because you told me it was worth it and you were happy with it. *shrugs*

busted

well, you have to think of it in terms of cost per serving. usually around the 4-5$ mark. the real expert in this matter is actuall @Still Me think of it like this a 10" buttercream that serves 28-36 can run around the 90$ mark

i...i don't know? hmmm. there's got to be a good whole wheat unleavened bread recipe out there.

oh well...shit. ok. i don't have a recipe that doesn't call for yeast. sorry.

1 1/8 c water 1T veggie oil 3T honey pinch of sale 3C whole wheat bread flour 2 1/2 tsp yeast (if you had a bread maker this would be SO much easier) mix water and yeast until frothy sit for a few minutes add the remaining ingredients mix well. you'll need to dust the area you'll be working on, and turn dough onto surface, knead until smooth and elastic (about 10 minutes) take a large bowl, and 'pam' or lightly grease, and let the dough rise. (about 45 minutes) you'll then need to punch the dough down. knead for 2 minutes grease your bread pan, and place dough in bake at 350 for about 25-30 minutes

well..that is probably why the 'hard' and did you use yeast? if so, did you mix the yeast and water until frothy and let sit (5 mins)?

ok. ok. saturday sort of commercial.

O_o strangely fascinating.

then yes. but get both a male and female. that way they won't get lonely. AND you have eggs. and i'll tell you, duck eggs are way better to cook/bake with. also, make sure they have a pool. and you can train them to come to you when you quack at them.

2 gun cases of various rifles. (12 total) and 4 handguns. and 2 bb guns.

exactly right buddy. however, i just spent 140$ on boots for the girl. why? i have no idea. birthday present. and she's spoiled.

what i do now? stay at home mum. elder care provider. baby sitter for grandchild. and side gig of fabulous hand made gear. these next few months i will be helping the spousal unit with his campaign. also, test different recipes because ONE day i will own my food truck.

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