discolé monade

i had satellite. but when we moved here, i decided not to renew my contract, because at that time, netflix had everything i wanted. then i got hulu ~ for the anime, but now, both have become quite disappointing. i mean..not terrible...but not like it was.

giraffe. also, penguins. strapped to my feet, like rocket boots.

it can be a little confusing, but, you catch on after a while. i love it, but sadly have not seen any of the new seasons with lady dr. stupid netflix and hulu don't offer it.

you're horrible, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

a guy and his girlfriend go to a urologist. the guy says to the urologist my girlfriend wants me to have a bigger dick, so what can you do for me? the urologist says we have many options, this one's a 4 inch, this one is a 6 inch, and we have this new experimental one that is a baby elephant nose, and it's 18 inches and prehensile, and the guy says 'oh absolutely not!' and the girlfriend says 'hell yes!' so the the guy gets the surgery, and everything goes fine. several months later he's eating dinner at his girlfriends house and the whole family is sitting at the table. as a plate of potatoes is passed by him, her mother sees something snake out quickly and grab a potato and go back under the table. the mother asks 'what was that, and can you do it again?' he smiles and says 'i'm pretty sure i can do it, but i don't know if can fit another potato in my ass'. ta dum dum tsssss

i used to buy bras from vs, but they never quite fit right. i mean, i would get the matching panties, and i would wear garters and stockings, but, i no longer can afford those luxuries. nor do i have the body to pull it off.

ok...dr. who.

omg. i just choked on my peppermint puff spit.

hahahaha. discolemonade green ~ sounds like some sweet sweet dank weed.

those are pretty grapes.

one of my most favorite songs from them. <3

no... -__-

he could have been a contender, if he only could have proclaimed his love, in a healthy way.

there's always a spot at the table for anyone.

thank the food gods.

new bomb turks.

the knights of hollywood. edit... NO NO the hollywood knights. damnit. ripoff

no. you don't. i swear to buddah. you bring that home over MY lasagna...you and me. we're gonna' have a problem.

my male parental unit as well.

i KNEW you'd get this.

nope. and that was 90's

best little whore house in texas. yo'.

ok ok. ok... reporter taking a look at things in russia. reporter falls in love with extreme feminist. feminist gets strange from a playwright. reporter loses hope and health.

very good!

good job! ok...ok... all these busy body women. all in each other's business.