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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. has a poster of 'big worm' in his judas chair room.
  2. will only accept chocolate chip cookies with an odd number of chips above 11
  3. is the one that fooled mother nature. (iykyk)
  4. knows damn well that is every pack of fruitstripe gum.
  5. knows at least 436 tricks with doublemint gum and it's wrappers.
  6. knows damn well, he perfected the pacterd toaster chop.
  7. follows behind me, wearing a top hat, shouting "MERRY BIRTHYEAR!!"
  8. backpacked through the english countryside, only to be attacked by a werewolf in a deserted plot of land.
  9. that one will always stay with me. and you're thinking of....the guy with the mustache. been in every pixar movie ever made. piggy...roxenburger?
  10. also likes to pretend he owns a jail cell in the middle of the atlantic ocean.
  11. bar: norm! woody: how's it going mr peterson? norm: it's a dog eat dog world out there, and i'm wearing milk bone flavored underwear.
  12. every item he has, that requires a password, he uses supercalafragilisticexpialadoscious123!
  13. *dons exquisite tin-foil fascinator* i absolutely agree with PB . rfk jr. announcing a war on chronic diseases. would long covid be considered a chronic disease?
  14. he is ALWAYS touching women. and he CLEARLY will not take a hint. i cringed for her. such hypocrisy. and to pander to her "iT's NoT eAsY tO sPeAk iN pUbLic" --- yeah...that was the problem, there, 47.
  15. likes to film people attempting to parallel park.
  16. Netanyahu vows to ‘take control’ of Gaza as UK, France and Canada threaten action against Israel
  17. makes yukeleles. bio-degradeable yukeleles.
  18. has been taking notes this entire time for sick burns and quick comebacks at work.
  19. i actually do. pink lady bic. i will say this. those harry's razors are really REALLY good.
  20. doesn't care what ANYone says, he KNOWS he looks GOOOOOOD in them daisy dukes!
  21. pays the ferris wheel guy to make it stop at the bottom.
  22. learned about glory holes in a porta potty at the county fair.
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