Professah Tex

Voila`! [soundcloud] [/soundcloud]

Ok I finally finished redoing the flow. :robotmad Now to add in some sound effects and audio clips for some texture in this will atleast be up to my current standards.

Apparently I'm the only one that sees the golden oppurtunity missed here. Fine then.

well I think I may have to extend the flow that track is an odd length, and for a beat that short I should flow through till the end right? maybe.. or maybe I can just throw some audio clips in there related to the flow . The full beat is 3 min plus with no twists and turns though.. seems like it'd get too stale so I cut it short to make that rap whebn I did it.

and I'm just going to remake one of the raps I did ages ago with a cheap gamer headset with better quality. This thing is free, and might work there. I'm kind of embarrased to even shed light on some of this old stuff. You think my newer stuff is bad.. The flow here is pretty good though.. I think it's just the mic quality and how loud and precise I had to be with that cheap mic. It's worth a shot anyway. I want to have a better version done in an hour or two that I can upload not that anybody cares it just sounds like a good way to be productive with my music without trying to hard..and this thread will be a good place to look at the two side by side and see if I did better..worse..etc. If anybody has ideas for sound effects feel free to post them along with your constructive criticism. [soundcloud] [/soundcloud]

Or the squash for those of you who like the girth.

No.

your mom.

I really want to get the rap music I make to that point. The time it takes to make a track that just myself might enjoy though makes me think that would take soo much time.. so much dedication and planning.. or maybe I'm just being a bitch i dunno.

I'm working on rap right now dammit. wheres the comedians.

Ok so two feminists go to a bar right, and one of them orders a sex on the beach... but not without the other one having to ask if the sex was consential am I right haaa. I was hoping someone would've came in with a good punchline by now.

So welcome to the first ever UE comedy stand-up open mic night or what-ever the fuck I can say to get a reply. Lots of fresh new talent out there So Ill just set the mic down and let who evers ready steer this thread in a diff direction other than the way it's heading right now..which is straight to page 99.

Or something similar.

what in the world.

Has he been firing flaming arrows at you with a crossbow?

Definitely worth it in the long run. I've been putting off updating my resume, and looking for a second job just because I don't feel like jumping through hoops right now..

news-caster fails are good at generating that cringe feeling for sure. According to her she just got too hot wearing her statue of liberty costume at the halloween show she was hosting, but it looked like she was gonna have a heart attack for a second.

That sounds about right..

I didn't even drink I'm proud of myself.. I smoked a lot of mellow weed though.

Yeah I wish I would've bought a house with the neighboring houses a little further away, but it beats hearing people banging or just beating the shit out of each other through the walls for sure. Screw that.

Havent played Dark Souls..

lol yeah I could only imagine what would happen if I tried to actually trip on acid and it didn't do anything with a tab or something..but from what I hear a tab or very small dose is enough for the whole colors and little spinning images kick in.. The problem with salvia is I was even told by the headshop lady (back when it was legal here) that the hallucagenic stuff wont happen unless you hold in 30 second hits.. I experimented with it cautiously at first until I was like ok I guess theres nothing left now to do except hold it in as long as I can and jump down the rabbit hole.. I've never got hurt or tripped out long enough for it to be a bad experience though.. after the hallucagenic effects wear off you still have a nice weed like high for a while with the highest milligram. I usually ended up laughing my ass off about the dumb shit the hallucinations made me think or do with the giggly weed like high amplifying it.

Salvia even in the most potent miligrams hasn't ever made me trip that bad.. well except for the time it looked like my nose melted off, and I was somehow trapped in the inside of my bedroom wall. good times. Apparently my friend that had just smoked it with me didn't notice me pressed up against the wall like...how did I get inside this wall.. I mean if I got in theres gotta be a way out right..and spacial orientation was backwards like when Palkia throws the "spacial rend" on smash bros 5. I guess homey had his own spirit vision goin on.

The way I trip out sometimes without hallucinagens has always made me weary as to whether I can handle it.

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