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The flying broom of TinyChat infamy is still hovering near my ceiling. Toothless George the Pet Human Skull is still sitting underneath it. I'd take a pic but the computer has moved to another wall since then and I don't know where the portable web cam went. I think my cat dragged it under the bed and does horrible things with it while I'm at work.

...what would it be? And yes, there's rules. What do you think this is, magickal free-for-all time? That takes years of merit badges to earn! - Can't do the equivalent of 'wish for more wishes'. Ya get one. - Can't end all life as we know it. Super Villain try-outs were last week. Some dude in a speedo won because no one was willing to go near that. - There is a cost and that cost has to come from you and not, say, your annoying neighbor. You get to state the cost. So ex. Cleaning Spell - rug self-vacuums once a week; cost - a pound of toenail clippings for a full year's set-up. Discuss!...

Everyone is dropping him like a wormy potato. Well, except MAGAts. All the places dropping his brand, no lawyer, no agency. At the rate things are going, he'll have to sing for his supper on Faux Noise and hope it's not pre-licked green M&M's from Pucker's desk.

Explanation - The Daily Mail is a British tabloid best known for horrible headlines that would be right at home with any clickbait website you can think of. So the best character to unleash on the Daily Mail would be Bat Boy, a reoccurring news item from the ancient classical American Tabloid 'Weekly World News'. Now THAT was reporting worth reading. I don't need to know who is dating who in Hollywood, I need to know how to tell if my neighbor is a werewolf.

Bat Boy : The Hero We Probably Deserve

Back in my day, retainers were weird tasting pink things with metal bits that made you sound like Billy Quizboy and you'd still eat crap with them in because kids are dumb.

If you manage to yeet your retainer into a wall during a coughing fit, please post pics. Maybe those weird breath strips that melt then? All I know is that I lived on mints for a few days because I didn't have drops and now I have a bag in my desk and a bag at home for emergency coughing fits along with a bottle of water.

I've still got a slight cough over a month later but it's slowly dying away. Just keep cough drops with you for a while and keep drinking more water than you usually do to ease the cough issues.

No one said nothing about candy corn. It's only good for making fake vampire teeth, for a very short period of time. And the pumpkin shaped ones fit in a slingshot.

You're dead to me, can opener!

That is the face of someone in the throws of an epic spandex-induced dump.

Funk that. I'mma sic Bat Boy on them when that happens. Bat Boy will save us all.

Because, other than the plague that is pumpkin spice, October has the most awesome in it. The other months with holidays can suck it. Especially December.

Two thoughts on these things. While they are very likely being directed through an encrypted signal, those can be cracked and hacked. It's a bitch but it can be done and I wouldn't be surprised if someone is already working to figure it out. And, related story time. The airport near here has a drone catcher. If you are stupid enough [ or just didn't realize such things exist ] to send up a hobby drone into any airspace where planes usually pass, the drone catcher hijacks the drone. It flies it safely to some jail for drones near the airfield. I wonder if it's possible to use that catcher tech to at the very least draw those cheap drones into a specific area and away from civilian target areas.

That's all very well and good. Until the robots learn about that sweet sweet special grade oil used by Tachikomas. Then the slaughter begins unless the demands are met.

He's got bills to pay and is getting ready to tank Truth Social the second he can't drag more money out of any of this.

-.-; Dude had the police called on him for threatening to shoot people and being an all around dv douchcob. That's not 'working' for law enforcement, that's being a reason for law enforcement. I've actually did work for law enforcement, you don't see me running for office waving that shit around like I was Detective #1. I was 'person who won't puke when it's serious'. Yeah, finally saw that clip of him flashing his creds. F-ing sticker on an empty prop wallet. I have a Simpsons wallet with more street cred. He either needs to go sit quietly somewhere and watch some cartoons or sit quietly somewhere and not watch any more cartoons. I'm not sure which is the current go-to in head trauma centers.

...is that a photoshop? Seriously asking since I didn't watch that trainwreck. Because that looks like one of those f-ing stickers that cops hand out to kids on the street as part of the whole 'know your neighborhood / meet the police' thing. He would have been better off flipping that LootCrate pin I linked here ages ago. At least it has frickin' depth.

Has anyone tried dipping a Kardashian into the water and giving a little shake? That might up the free-range crab population slightly.

Back behind the line, bub. I still have to fill out the memo line on my check or god will kill a kitten.

We would have also accepted - Living Embodiment of a Big Mac Attack - Liar-in-Chief - Drumpfilstiltskin - Commander Huggies

Aw shit, FIGHT TOUR is back on!

That's what I read it is first and I'm sticking to it. He doesn't care one wit. Shortly after the verdict, he was on his little show bitching about it. No remorse for what he did, it's all about how he's going to be expected to pay for it. And his lawyers are already going for the appeal naturally.

Cocoyo is not a delicious yogurt full of healthy noms and weird gut things that make your guts happy. It's a runny weird tasting mess that may or may not 'make your guts happy' by blasting them out with the force of a Yellowstone geyser. My happy guts haven't decided yet.