katt_goddess

I was gonna guess that's where it came from.

I think it's time to introduce @Adminderaptorpat to the joys of https://catladybox.com/

My cat is an asshole. I tried to get her a friend and I still have the scar on my hand to show for it. I am jealous of your kitty harem and hope one day to compete or at least place.

Wrong. I make a lot of jokes about fast food. That a lot of other people have made about the same fast food. I have ulcers and tumors and know what will make me sick. I also have bad food days where said ulcers and tumors make food difficult to keep in. These are all knowns. If I'm craving a Whopper and I eat a Whopper, including the lettuce, I know what I'm getting into. It is so not new, it's just gaining traction in a world where everyone wants to have stuff shipped to them. It's nothing more than a food-themed subscription box and they've been around for years. For the record, it was a few of my old contacts at WS. These are people who will eat bugs on a dare without issues and Blue Apron blew their backends.

Join the club. -.-; Just stay on your side of the internet, ya germ monkey.

Red alert, no pun necessarily intended, but I've heard 'Blue Apron' referred to as 'Red Toilet Paper' . Maybe they just managed to get something that their system couldn't handle or they were on the cusp of having a stomach virus anyway or things weren't cooked to the proper specifications, but there were some intense bathroom issues from some people I know on a couple of occasions. And no, it wasn't me.

But are they posting? Or just lurking and popping privately?

And people wondered why [as] couldn't get Fairy Tail for their Action line-up.

Saddened by lack of cats in here, this one's for Pat And I now need this in my life...

You forgot the part where someone gets hung from the ceiling like a beef carcass at some point but it's totally consensual and doesn't damage any nerves, joints, or ligaments.

Actually I've seen your handwriting. You like purple ink and you have very neat, slightly loopy [open] cursive handwriting.

Also, to actual topic

I see zeni has taken his workouts to new heights.

If your stepdad is already compromised, then you are already probably watching out for possible crap happening. The whole boomerang thing seems to mostly happen to little kids who seem to get better and then suddenly fever up again as well as with people with really good immune systems because their systems seem to overreact to the flu and make it worst. Invest in those face masks and learn the lyrics to 'I Think I'm Turning Japanese' instead. It's more portable and less likely to attract @TrigunBebop . <.< >.>

Last car accident I was in, I put a dent in the bitch's hood. Two weeks isn't so bad on insurance. Trust me, they'll just drag this on for as long as they can. Keep on them otherwise it'll just fall between the cracks.

A job will allow you to one day have a place of your very own with a spare room you can devote to pillows without fear.

Keep monitoring yourself, dude. One of the things about the really bad flu this year is that it can seem to go away and then just boomerang right back twice as bad. It's the warning sign they are emphasizing with little kids at least.

I take pride in my awfulness, spank you very much. We duel at dawn! After I have a coffee or something. Eh, nevermind, I saw something shiny and have to stare at it for awhile now.

And then you'd give it to Poof to protect it's precious robot virginity, right?

With a cleansing fire. If you are rich enough to buy something like that, you probably don't want anyone knowing about it after you die.

Because your man-bits are orange, have weird sentient hair attached and the ED has ADD?

I didn't have any stable access whatsoever to computers let alone this new thing called 'internet' until college. We are talking BBS level stuff at best too. I still vaguely miss all the 'alt.whatever.yourmom.shitpost' stuff where if you really wanted to express an opinion in pictures, you had to be an ASCII art god. Internet has made me more social. Mainly because when I'm done with all you idiots, I can turn off the computer. And having internet has also made it so much more easier to find new things to learn without having to bug a librarian over and over and over again for material that they either don't have or don't want to get.

Kirby is a bottomless pit that inhales anything and everything in sight. The pink nutsack with feet is a teenage boy.