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katt_goddess

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  1. I never get sent home for hives. Getting gassed because all the cleaning supplies busted in a plastic tote and mixed together on the other hand... Would something like an oatmeal soak help with that? When I think hives I think calamine lotion but that probably would only help with itchy and not the reason for the itchy.
  2. There's nothing wrong with blowing off some steam around here. If you hold it in, you'll just get ulcers and stress headaches. And arf anyone who ever tries to tell you that snitching is wrong or try to make you feel guilty for breaking silence. Most of those assholes are the ones who benefit the most from keeping everyone around them quiet.
  3. My intestines bleed just looking at that gross grease pile. -.-;
  4. It's the Trump hairpiece in it's natural habitat. Waiting to dance on the next bald palate that wanders by. He keeps it attached to his head by excreting McD's grease through his pores.
  5. But if Packard doesn't get his taxes done, how will his pension pay all my bills?
  6. THLUMP uses SPIT It's ADORABLE THLUMP gains 10 HP
  7. I believe the answer you were looking for is 'do beer rectally' .
  8. Does this van go to Disney World? @scoobdog wants to send someone there.
  9. I think it's been pushed back now or something? I remember Hot Topic had a contest for this movie and then a Rick & Morty contest after and the Rick & Morty contest has already ended but the Jay & Silent Bob one kind of went silent...Bob.
  10. 5 1/2. 2 1/2 under my head for actual sleep while there's one on either side of that and the crap-tastic memory foam one that went flat in a week is sort of an extra head board at this point. The half one is one of those weird tube pillows used to brace necks better. I've had it since I cracked my skull years ago. I heard that that Me Pillow is pretty firm and keeps it's shape well plus it's machine washable but have never bothered to try it.
  11. Nothing if you enjoy the ketchup'd taste of burnt ass.
  12. You can't get 'How to Break into Heavy Metal Without Getting Screwed' on anything other than VHS.
  13. Before, I was watching most of the Hunger Games movies on TNT. Now I've got [as] playing in the background as I get ready for bed. Then I'll have [as] playing in the background while I read for a bit.
  14. Nah. I only use that option on places like DF and Rants when I know I've read everything in there but there's a phantom post in the system somewhere that insists there's something in there left.
  15. Don't blame me. I heard about it from your psychic.
  16. The going to McDonalds and then taking the bus home totally happened.
  17. Only on weekends when he's hanging out with your avatar.
  18. Should have called the cops on him. He stole your money orders.<.< >.>
  19. And if those weren't alcoholic [the shots] , I'd drink them. They look fascinating. Like a Tide Pod. nom nom nom.
  20. I don't see them being discontinued. They are too easy to use and the markup for the convenience makes them money.
  21. So much kitten bowl.
  22. Still am. Going for the record of World's Oldest Virgin. I think I'm waiting on a nun in France to die right now.
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