katt_goddess

Why did you include the warts in there? Are they so invasive that they can talk to you and keep you up at night with their various complaints? Seasonal Affective. You've said in the past that you use the special lights to help out with that but I'm guessing you haven't really kept up as much lately. The days are getting longer and that can sort of piss off your own internal clock. Try sleeping with one of those silk-sided eye masks on days where you can sleep in if you need to to start. It cuts the early light off and should help get things back under control again along with the multi-spectrum lights and keeping up with your meds.

The Greatest Generation

Is this flooring that will be there until you die or the house goes up in flames or are you looking to one day pull up all the flooring and have it all officially look nice once more? Because I'm not all that sure on a temporary treatment, but a 'permanent because screw it' fix would be to paint the cracks as the same color pattern as possible as the linoleum and then brush a matt sealer on the area with care to match up to the levels of the linoleum so it's all smooth when it dries. That or pull up all the linoleum, hope for a decent wood flooring underneath, sand until even and varnish.

You're Mr. 90's. You figure it out. He was famous before you stopped drooling on your own toes and just started drooling on everything else.

Chris who works at Williams Street, a place you've never been.

I'm actually not sure. I never really looked into it and whatever numbers that come up might not even be right because not everyone drinks and most cough syrups on the market aren't measured in proofs anymore.

I'm allergic to alcohol. I have to deal with life SOBER. I compensate for my lack of shitfacedness by keeping the local bookstores in business.

*applauds You even got Chris to write an intro song for you. Make sure to get a copy of that burned and autographed!

They can't deny you water. It's actually in most employee handbooks that water / rehydration is a right and any act that defies the reasonable expectation of being able to stay hydrated is a violation.

You waited for ground to show. Wuss.

Fixed

You are doing voice overs with Max. It's totally going to be porn. <.< >.> MAKE HIM WEAR THE PUFFER BRA!

Arm farts. Loud ones. Smash your face into the crook of your arm and blow her a very audible raspberry. https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dfuFeCHTXJ

Bring a drink of some kind. Every time someone says something that's retardedly pompous / back slapping / time-wastingly redundant, take a sip. Just a sip. See at what point during the meeting you've sipped it dry from the stupid. Rinse. repeat.

How about driving in a winter wonderland?

Whatever you do, don't flash the fish. That's Dave's job.

I had a snuggie with that exact pattern that I thought was in the hamper. Now I know where it really went. O.<

Or Rick & Morty where once added to the Galactic Federation of Planets, we are listed as a tourist spot where we eat spaghetti and worship kangaroos.

No advanced lifeforms want to deal with this place right now. It's not on any major travelways, it's not close enough to an arm of the Milky Way itself to be worthy of a useful outpost since the output to reach it from a line would require the same amount to get back to a line [there's no guarantee of being able to adequately refuel anything once here] , and it's infested with savage little humans that are still in the developementary stages of blowing things up just because they can. In short, this planet is the Deliverance of planets right now. They can hear the banjos all the way past the Oort cloud.

I still watch [as] , I still interact with the WS Inmates on occasion. But I was never much one for making discussion threads about the shows and since most of their give-away things are facespace and twit specific with the occasional surprise on the streams, there's little for me to announce here.

Umm, going by this thread, you. You didn't specify which side of the global warming debate the big mouth had to be on after all...

Meh, I actually had a pet bat briefly [named him Ozzy] . Kept him safe and warm and full of meal worms while he recovered from frost bite and a pulled wing. Not really the 'cuddling' type. I wouldn't mind one day having another sugar glider though. Maj had personality and loved sleeping in shirt pockets [perfect place from which to steal any doritos I might try to eat in her presence ] .

Enjoy the dark cat hairs on your light colored clothes and white cat hairs on your dark colored clothes. You don't even need to have a cat! Behold my powahs! CAT HAIRS FOR EVERYONE!

I have a shrink ray

I laughed at it and face palmed at the same time. Now my glasses are smudged.