katt_goddess

"Someone should have told them the Garage Band try-outs are next week. That should give them all plenty of time to style the 5 whole chin pubes they share between them."

People watching is comedy gold. Some of the best / worst things said to comedic effect have been from the window of a coffee shop overlooking a crowded street. And if all else fails, dressing up like a robot works on street corners too... <.< >.>

I don't think it's to the tune of anything specific, I think you could maybe call it a genre parody where it sounds damn familiar but is it's own thing [ kind of like Weird Al's 'Trigger Happy' which sounds very Beach Boy but isn't ] . And because I couldn't spell 'Norwegian' last night and figured screw it. I KNEW he was going to post Ylvis. Find your whitey-white suit, cracky. You and sticks. Vroom vroom.

I. KNEW. IT.

That way be but I already know what he's up to with this.

He's not Swedish, dude. Don't think I don't know where you are going with this. Because I am the awesome.

garbage out clean litter box dishes washed and put away pull kenny g out of the tub drain start finalizing con items and mapping out make-up designs decide against the evils of productivity and sit on butt in front of computer for a bit drinking coffees

Depends on the level of 'this sucks' . Nice long soak in the tub is helpful. It's something that wasn't possible growing up so having the time to do so and having choices [ bubble bath, oils, salts, mixture ] is still a luxury thing - a reminder of how far I've come from what I was. There's a pet store nearby that hosts adopt-a-kitties. Occasionally I'll go there and cuddle the babbies if things are really feeling terrible and I just need some pity party time alone. I leave covered in strange cat hair but often feeling a little better. And at my age, naps. Naps are good.

Honestly, as long as you haven't gotten fat you are probably doing far better than most of your classmates. Most reunions consist of people staring down fat people and wondering which classmate they were and what the hell happened to them. As for marks on the world, you have most of the dudes on here jealous as hell because they only heard a rumor about your privates. Never send anyone a photo and you'll continue to be legendary.

Coming soon - Larddashian brand Hobbit Shapewear. Free case of 'Nair for Feet' with every purchase.

Swearing is all about the attitude. Any word can be a 'swear' if you REALLY want it to. Retail in crapmas time makes you really creative in the verbal department without getting some old fart's crust up. However, off lot I will call anyone and everyone a rancid crotch-pocket.

Will you be planning on suing the Vatican for the return of your ancestor's sacred foreskin anytime soon?

I had a sever case of the dry heaves about a month or so ago.

You flick a booger. You flip a person.

Not really possible at WS / [ as ] though. Most of the open cubicle areas are just that - open. And those that do have actual office / closets didn't really have solid doors. Windows everywhere. I suspect it might be called the 'Max Policy' after he wandered the halls in his black boxer briefs carrying an inflatable sheep. <.< >.>

Similar to what blew through here yesterday morning although not nearly as cool looking. *cue the theme to Close Encounters of the Third Kind I did get to watch two twisters consider whether or not to touch down right as I was getting ready to bike to work though. The siren guy was probably sleeping.

Yeah. The tires kill me everytime on those damn things but it's like ginguy said - a crop sprayer thingie. The high tractor tires mean it can power through the fields hopefully through the trenches without harming the crops or getting pulled into a mud puddle. Like the skitter-eater of tractors. Hillbilly tech at its finest and most functional.

I've always been very careful to ensure that my ratings go towards Toonami programing, even that Gundam crap [ although it's usually muted but I don't think they can tell that ] . The tv's sleep mode is set to activate when Toonami is over so the tv is on even if I'm 'out' . I was really hoping to be able to watch that series to it's conclusion at a decent hour on the tv. Now it looks like it'll get added to the same internet list that HunterxHunter is currently hanging out on. That's not good business if you want people to watch your programing. Plus, MHA is a solid show as a lead in to the night between the [ as ] standards and the 'harder' anime that happens later in the evening. Punting it to the back seems like it's being punished because Gundam is airing late or something. A solid schedule needs it's anchors to keep the audience in place. Moving things all over any time someone has a head cold does not an anchor make. Saturday ratings may not be the greatest of the great but if you skunk the core ratings that are always there, you risk losing your spot in the rankings, period.

I wish. I haven't gotten that far in my horribles lately because a bunch of other health things came up. I'm still working on a clock with a stick figure on it, the clock hands being very inappropriately placed and a caption reading 'It's Hammer Time' and I'm beginning to map out bruising patterns and make-up combos for the August cosplay. <.< >.> But I do have a list of ideas for horrible cross-stitches.

I look at that title and immediately wonder if it's just jack's old Rants thread in book form. He should sue.

And yes, I believe Bouvre knows fabulous.

Bouvre is crying somewhere and doesn't know why. I think my grandma had that purse. I remember being very interested in the reptile pattern on her grandma purses.