katt_goddess

I want birthday cake now too. With good frosting, none of that fondant crap. Someone get on that. I don't feel like going anywhere.

Still reminds me of the ol' metal slide on the playground. Super tall, surprised that no one fell off the top and died, and a huge ass hole at the bottom from years of kids hitting the base at Mach 5. I think it was replaced years ago with one of those stupid plastic twister slides and regular pot hole maintenance.

I went and wandered B&N for a bit this afternoon and then went home, ate a grilled cheese and took a nap.

Getting me to make a FaceSpace account is exactly what the Russian pod-people want.

Whatever you call it, just don't forget the dancer's sling. Those hot pants forgive nothing and cut through everything.

Misty. Do eet.

Welcome to the new world order. As seen on Rick & Morty. 'Pickle Sundae, Morty!'

ProudAsian Approves That Cosplay. Mostly because he couldn't tell a guy from a girl unless he peeked down the underpantsu. And even then, it's questionable.

F you, high school basketball games. Marvel's 'Agents of SHIELD' started the second half of this season on the first Friday of March. Tonight would be the third episode. How many episodes have I seen? None. Because every damn Friday has had to have a full night of local basketball games including tonight. If they are re-airing any of the programs that are being pre-empted so the local banned-from-the-high-school pedos can watch kids in shorts chase balls from home, it's not being explicitly advertised and is probably in the middle of the night. Burn in hell, garbage games.

Anything. It isn't what you are drinking that brings the arrogance, it's the damn extended pinkie finger. McD's fountain pop? Just a pop. Pinkie extended? Arrogant bastard drink. Bottled water? Regular hydration. Pinkie extended? Arrogant bastard drink. Gas station burnt coffee? Sorry for your stomach linings you cheap bastard. Pinkie extended? Arf you arrogant bastard. Pick your poison and drink it with a pinkie extended. Maybe add a pair of sunglasses to the mix to help with the poker face.

I think that's called the SpongeBob Squirrel Shocker. Yeah....I think I shouldn't be drinking a Red Bull and posting on the internet at the same time. >.<

Always drink things with a single pinkie finger extended and a total poker face going. Nothing is more boldly arrogant than being seen sipping a fountain pop through a straw with a pinkie extended.

Does your wife know you're posting your pron pick-up lines on the internets again?

Well, now I'm wondering if I should go visit Toys R Us one last time. Maybe they've gotten better organized now that they are closing.

Whenever I go to the movies, I always tend to go by myself. And no creeper would dare sit near me because I would punch them.

They tend to have some really decent specials and if I'm lucky, they all sync up near my hatchday. That way I can order myself some more tea and get free shipping and get free tin of tea and get a handful of free tea samples. ALL THE TEAS!

I grew up in a cemetery triangle and the house was haunted by the ghost of the school teacher who died on the property [one of the garages was originally a one-room schoolhouse] . Ghosts were never a scary thing.

My hands are cold because if I have to touch you, you are going to know the icy touch of death.

I got a new Republic of Tea catalog in the mail today. With a free sample included. I HAZ THE TEAS!

Hope you stock the quilted 3-ply.

Until someone decides to send a picture of just that. Ok, I'm done.

I heard there was a mouse cooking on the manifold when it happened but his buttworms were acting up so badly he didn't notice when mickey went from crispy to well done to blowtorch under the hood.