katt_goddess

My defense of anything not-board is that I turned off safe search ages ago because it was blocking stupid things like actual medical stuff and I'm old enough to not necessarily need safe search. So anything searched online is going to Rule 34 when you go to Images whether you want it or not and no amount of history purging will get rid of that. O.< Plus, as new_disease pointed out, flipfones have crap browsers. No porn history because no internets. The last text in there is from the littlest brother alerting that he and the wife might both have covid. No voice mails.

She'd tie them up until they turn into raisins and fall off.

The only nudes and grossness on this computer are from here and remnants of horror from rampager's days of tiny chat hell-raising.

I'm just going to assume that you mean of people that might actually have that sort of thing on their phones. I think I can be super semi-serious in saying that I highly doubt my sister-in-law would have anything gross on her phone because its the same phone that the kids run around and watch videos on the most. My littlest brother for the same reason - open phone with curious kids.

God is great, god is good. Later it's poop but now it's food. You'd think they'd have learned to not let me lead any of the youth group meetings...

I actually know a few people who peach-fuzz themselves in the winter because it's easier to wear winter beanies long-term without having to fight with short hair that rubs weird.

No way. I'm proud of having less footage of myself available to the public than Bigfoot.

I think there's a rule somewhere that says you must have so many idiots related to one another to warrant calling it a family and not just a clump of IQ-draining parasites who live solely to drain the brains out of you. Sadly it's a fairly high number that still gets met 100% of the time.

What do you really expect from people who got their Constitutional Law degree via a FaceBook post.

Never had sour cream on chili but I'm not grossed out by the idea. It's just the only time I have sour cream on hand is when there's cavier in the house** *pinky extended **which is to say...I have zero idea when the last time I've ever had sour cream on hand

Holy frickin' crap...is that...is that an UNDERWATER RASCAL SCOOTER???? F-ing whales don't even need those things and they are frickin' WHALES. Sea lions are gelatinous ungulating blobs on land but get them in water and they zoom like no one's business. Humans? F-ing underwater rascal scooter time. Gottdamn Sea Bessies.

Super sonic tongue-bath ACTIVATED

do beers rectally because water is banned

... ... I'm gonna do this next time I'm dragging recycling to the bins and have enough to do this proper. Bare in mind that my recycling bins are a couple blocks away and right next to a police station so y'all might not see me for a while after...

Viz Manga Sampler 2018 - Various [ I was cleaning the shelves and got sucked into it ] Jujutsu Kaisen #6 - Gege Akutami One-Punch Man #21 - One 1 to go...

Dude has two little kids running around. They know better but still. It looks like water until you unscrew the cover after all. True story though. He was at a gas station with the boy [ age ~7 ] and in an attempt to rib the kid, asked him if he wanted his dad to get him some whiskey for the road. The kid replied completely straight-faced that he had given up the hard stuff. Even funnier, there was a cop standing nearby that saw the whole exchange. I had a proud when I heard that one.

Posting in here for future potential bad web-cam fashion show...

Hazmat suit. It's MN in the height of Covid season right now. The trade off is he has mason jars full of moonshine for no good reason.

My littlest brother's backyard apparently.

Rules for being in the Norwegian Mafia - 1. Farm hat, backwards 2. Riding mower Cutting grass and taking no sass.

Shut up, it's a serious thing! I wanna find my crap, it was in that aisle over there and then they moved it and now I can't find it. Whatever it was was very important too. Like peanut butter or those plastic bags you pitch a turkey in or something.

^^^ Also, pretty sure K_N would skin you alive if you tried and succeeded.

If you are literally freezing your tits off, you fight faster and harder to end it quickly so you can get back home under a frickin' blanket. SCIENCE FACT!