katt_goddess

Say to hell with it and hope the toilet isn't broken.

I've seen a crow bounce off the head of a hawk until the hawk decided to find another place to park it. And then that same badass crow get his ass kicked sideways by baby starlings.

It's actually getting semi-stupid up here too but you aren't as likely to hear about it because white people busted trafficking in both humans and fentanyl isn't as cool a sound byte for the local republican politicians. That and pots. Lots and lots of pots.

It's also based on facts from my own life since I've likely gone to more church than most of the people on these boards combined [ as well as large portions of the politicians running for offices as R ] and served as a witness for an underground same-sex wedding back when they could only be underground. I still have the t-shirt from that night - it has a little name tag on it that says 'Hello I am the Queen of the F-ing Universe'. No matter how many bibble verses I was expected to memorize, I never got a t-shirt.

If you want your kids to learn to hate one another, never ask questions about anything ever, and potentially get molestered - send them to church. If you want them to see every color in the promised rainbow, people existing for people, and people coming together to support others in times of personal crisis without passing a plate around - go to a drag show.

Oh shit...I think I was there when this was going down. I think that's one of the main hotels of Dragon Con.

How do you know he isn't? Dude is clearing the field and hitting it with Vicks for crying out loud.

Honey is soothing and anti-fungal. Considering its basically bee spit, its fairly hygienic. I prefer to use beeswax in homemade salves but I'm not sending buddy a jar to rub on his nuts.

They are just jealous. They'll never make a decent bearded Tinkerbell and they know it.

There's always the potential for someone to decide that there's a candy I missed in the poll that they 'like' better. Like the Cinnamon Toast Crunch [ technically a cereal but it's still cannibalism ] and the peanut M&M that buddy mentioned - I thought about including M&M's but they don't seem to be actively saying 'eat me' . It's more like they are demanding people eat their rabbit shits. I mainly stuck with those candies that have animated commercials of themselves literally begging to be put out of their misery. The Reeses commercials seem to be more about announcing here are these things, eat them. They don't even have eyes. Peeps have eyes. They are the last thing left in the cocoa mug when you use one of those as a marshmallow. Staring at you.

...you know what I mean. Those candies that just seem to beg to be ended and usually are as part of an animated commercial featuring themselves. They just want to die. Life is misery to them. Please eat them. Vote now to determine which will be crowned the Mr. Meeseeks of frickin' candy. Discuss!...

I burst into flames if I'm out in the direct sun for too long. If I ever move out of apartment land, it'll be to move to condo land because someone else will still be forced to do the yard work. I do tend to wear aprons now by choice and not because gender-forced. If I have a lot of cleaning or crafting to do, I pick an apron, handkerchief the hair and make that mess. No one messes with someone in a 'Los Hermanos Pollos' apron carrying cans of spray paint.

So...fun fact that I just read about... some people use Vick's to help shrink their waist. Buddy is gonna shrink his balls.

Just rename all poses 'pawanmuktasana' and roll with it... This joke brought to you by 'King of the Hill'.

That's what I get for not being able to read the first link [ adblocker issues and I wasn't about to unblock anything ]. -.-; Just read vamped's NPR link though. Back surgery hurts. It's a back. And it takes months to get normal. Because it's a BACK. Apparently it didn't hurt enough because he had the energy to go get weapons and blast people. So I'm still sticking with the pain seeking / pussy remark since I still think it applies.

Every day is a new adventure in what you can and can't do. And every day requires a sort of re-evaluating of what the priorities are for that day in order to work around whatever misfire is going on with your system. It also requires having some sort of outlet that helps to alleviate the stresses that can build up that always seem to magnify the pain issues. And that outlet should not be drugs because once you rely only on drugs for relief, you lose. Drugs stop working after a while and then you don't even have that occasional relief. And it shouldn't be grabbing a gun. Some people just never seem to find their outlet. They just let the pain eat them, take over and isolate them. As for this dude, one day after a surgery and he goes on a rampage because he hurts? I'm just going to say it - either he was drug seeking and denied or he was a massive pussy just looking for a reason to shoot people. I don't think I've ever had a surgery that didn't make me hate life for at least a couple of days. I didn't go on a physical rampage over it. I may or may not have stomped entire Goomba worlds flat in 'Super Mario Galaxy 2' but I did that from a pillow fort on my bed.

He didn't want to piss me off. Now you can begin to answer all his questions.

[ I couldn't get that link to open so I'm just assuming it's similar to one in my inbox right now so I'm just going to be Captain Obvious on this. I'm feeling the need to be cringey for some reason. ] Destroying places of horrible events [ or at the very least renovating the absolute crap out of them ] is fairly common. Especially with schools since any of the littles that survived are going to have PTSD attending the same rooms and halls that they last saw splattered. It's likely the only full comment that can be made right now that actually will get done while all the various mistakes and bullshit are being investigated.

I don't think that the 'Puberty Alien : The Musical' series 1-3 will get shown until they are closer to having series 4 ready to go. I'm in the Food Wars / Yashahime camp for most likely although I'm open to being surprised. They have released a 'Housing Complex C' teaser though so...

He's been watching ancient tv shows late at night again when he's only slightly demented so he thinks all doors are made of styrofoam and one-plywood when he's in full swisscheese mode.

I think that covers it. Spoilered because long.

My store now has an active shooter plan. This is what its come to - a craft store has to have an active shooter plan alongside the usual fire and tornado plans. The only good thing [ if you can call it that ] is for the first time ever, we are being told that yes, physically fight back if you have to and use whatever you need to do so.

Sadly, it's a real anecdote from the day in order to keep my post a complaint. Although I have no doubt that Monty Python would have had a field day with our toilets. The way the bathrooms are built in the building things tend to pool directly under the janitor closet if there's too much nasty activity. And today it was nothing but a steady stream of idiots with massive intestinal issues. You could smell the problem all the way out to the decorative scrapbooking pads and there wasn't anything that could be done because it wasn't coming directly from the bathrooms - it was smoking up through the drains from all the bathroom use. Stay home if you are shitting yourself. >.<

Neither is Monty Python. 😮 * * * Attention zombie hoards, If you are shitting yourself inside-out don't go shopping. Stay the F home. You have that option. The people working at all the stores that you've shit your way through do not. And don't bitch about the state of the public toilets. You were the last one in there and managed to hit every seat from the handicapped stall with your anal blow-out.