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They are just jealous that he's like 60 now and still able to get up off the ground after getting down on the ground.

I blinked. Within that blink, little miss 'yes, more diarrhea please' figured out how to open a tucked shut pizza box and start slurping up cheese and pepperoni greases. I order delivery pizza like twice a year maybe. Get a job, freeloader. Swear I'm putting her bean pics up on OnlyFans.

I'm either not seen as a threat or seen as a bigger potential predator than is worth getting riled up over. I definitely don't feed them because the usual pair tend to nest in a very public area and I don't want them to either associate humans with food or have idiot humans thinking they can feed them anything because they saw someone else feeding them. They were finally successfully blocked from their favorite but dangerous nesting area this year so I haven't seen them. Most animals don't bother me although the crow family did refer to me in crow-swear for a while. Now they call my kitten a crow-swear if they see her taking a walk outside.

Kitty got claws and they know it. It was cassette tapes, spank you very much. And those geese love me.

I'm definitely jinxing it but so far I've received exactly one poli-flier and its regarding one of the measures on the ballot. I'm guessing that after consistently calling out my so-called reps every time they claim to 'work for the people' by demanding they actually do that, I might have been put on a 'Do Not Bother' list for the state's republican cavemorons. E-mails...I get about 100+ a day of those though. Damn Publisher's Clearinghouse being a f*cking tease.

[ Potato Bug Rant ] I want to go outside. I was told I could go outside. I put on the harness and we went outside. I like the outside. I found a bug. It was a very angry bug. It bit me twice, mommy screamed, grabbed me, took me inside and stuck my arm in the sink. I am mad. I want to go back outside. But now mommy won't take me outside. She says I have to stay inside and be watched. I am mad. [ translation - she found a wasp and doesn't seem to understand that no, we are not going back outside just because she still wants to ]

... Klingon. Do eet.

No one : My kitten : I think plush Happy Rainbow catnip toy is thirsty [ tosses it directly into her water bowl while I'm at work ]. [ Brought to you by the same kitten that decided Fuzzy Lionhead needed to be punished by leaving him in the middle of the hall to be stepped on for 3 mornings straight ]

Fund it.

They were supposed to start rebuilding the balconies on this building back in Aug. I was all excited because honestly I was hoping that they'd be deep into it before Labor Day so the noise would potentially be the worst right before I left for the long weekend and wouldn't have to deal with it directly [ I'd just deal with a flipped off kitten which I had to deal with anyway because I was gone ]. I even pulled the bird feeder so I wouldn't have to worry about that. Nope. Nothing. They just rolled up on the lawn right outside my window and unhitched a huge trailer for me to stare at. I guess I'll be staring and listening to that for the next month instead of enjoying the occasional cooling breeze through an open window.

I have found this year's location of the Spirit of Halloween...it's like 3-4 blocks away from me. I need to get out my wishlist and go be stupid in there before all the stupid is sold out. Potato broke the arm off my little skeleton.

When is it not? I still have a broom hovering near the ceiling in the living room. It's been defying gravity since 2002.

I'd rather eat the $1.25 steak from Dollar Tree that looks like a Dr. Shol's insert than spend $1000 on something that you technically only rent for like 8 hours if you are lucky.

My current phone is a potato that cost like $8.25 a month to maintain.

I found out my kitten will also let me actually sleep if I'm feeling sick. Good kitten.

Dealing with the hopefully tail-end of the Con Crud that decided to piggyback back home with me. Get out of work early, get home, take a really long nap with an actually behaving kitten, have some slightly melted ice cream just to get something down. No warning, just solid pieces in my mouth. Back tooth with a 40-50 year-old filling in it just broke. Hole directly into my jawbone on a weekend. Also, the site where I was watching animes to help unwind for like almost a year now was apparently not all that legal and was killed last week. Bah.

I've found that it really depends on what is going on. If I have to get up to get ready for work, I definitely want to go back to bed. If I actually have a day off, I have to force myself to at least float in that twilight nap-state for at least another hour to feel like I've beaten the alarm. I hate the middle-of-the-night wake ups though. There's no reason for them. Let me sleep through the night!

No. I have a kitten that is at that age where everything needs to be climbed, especially soft human body parts. So if I put the harness on her for a little bit to get her used to it, she either falls over and bricks herself or dances all over the place with one of her toys while trying to escape the evil harness monster.

He's going to be the jeep in a year. Potato Bug is getting harness trained mainly because it's a 50/50 thing she just turns into a brick for a bit so my legs have a chance to heal before the next attack.

Those are the toebeans of someone who will one day be big enough to drive a car whether you want them to or not.

Kitten needs meds. Kitten hates meds. Kitten gets meds anyway. Meds taste so horrible she immediately turns into Hooch from 'Turner & Hooch'. I laugh my ass off at her because that's serious drool. She goes and wipes her drool loops off on the inside of my work shoes. ...well played, fuzzy little asshole. XP

Weird, it looks like the movie was broken up into 4 different DVDs as 'episodes' instead of a complete movie in one go. Anyway, pulled this off the wall since we're sharing ATHF oddities. Koosie that came out in I have no idea when. Early years for sure. I also have the Meatwad air freshener. And yes, that's a Harry Potter owl wedged in it. I like to think the Mooninite flipping off the world is doing so on behalf of the squished owl.

Goes to print something. 'Out of Cyan' Okay, I just need to print in black and white. It's words. Can that happen? 'Printing may be continued using other inks at this time.' Okay then, print. 'Out of Cyan' I feel like the robot upraising will be less overwhelming overlords and more annoying derpy 3-year-old that asks 'Why?' 50 times a minute.

I was really looking forward to leaving everything as easy breezy as possible this year for my friend but nope. Baby kitten got put on meds today for the next 20 days for a mystery lung infection. Which means my friend will have to potentially pill a baby kitten instead of just being able to play with her. And I need to figure out how to set up a way to administer the second daily dose since she'll only have a visitor once a day.

That was a bullet dodged. I was braced for another 'TOTALLY SPIES' joke and ready to ban out of spite.