Zenigundam

I already have a hot, legal, 17 year old woman falling for me. Stop trying, dude... you're jealous... 😌

Lol I didn't even know that I was gonna get it in the mail. It was a pleasant surprise, but the whole having to come into the store thing for it was presumptive bullshit! 🎅

I cursed out the guy on the phone because I got a free gift certificate in the mail over a pizza I got nearly two hours late about two months ago and he was saying that I had to come into the store in person for a carryout to use it, even though I don't have a car, and I just wanted to add it to my Meatzza order, since I was already paying the delivery charge, but the guy answering the phone wouldn't buy it, so I cursed him out and then I spent like an hour and a half calling them, must have been 40 phone calls, and finally the manager picked up, but we got it settled. ... ... ... Am I a serious asshole? 😌

Death Note is far superior to Bleach and one of the top 10 anime ever. Sober up. 🤦‍♂️

I just walked in and played it on my way to the bus, tried to set it to the highest difficulty, but it wouldn't let you pick the two that are harder than normal. I haven't looked through eshop recently because I'm anticipating Ultimate, but I'll look tomorrow when I call out of work.

Smh. Too easy. Will wait a few years for it to be 10 bucks in the bargain bin 🤦‍♂️🐰👫

Did you win?

Still haven't been picked up for not paying my student loans lol

Who?

Why is she doing this to us?

I'm like basically planning to get my girl back. 😴

17 and already running with some boy?!?! It's time for Zeni the Homewrecker to fix this problem!! 🐺⛹️‍♂️🍺🚘🎅

Help me cop some of those legal age babes. They're pissing me off lately with their dodgy, suspicious ways. 😡

Thanks gramps

All of those games are best on Switch and/or Switch was the first system to have them. PC and Steam are for nerds. Only downside to Switch is the controller, but you can say that for most Nintendo consoles.

Hmmmm... maybe I should... get involved... 👫

I spent all day playing Celeste, wow fuck getting a girlfriend, I just wanna hook up with some legal age babes. Yeah Breath of the Wild, Celeste. Fortnite, and Hollow Knight. That basically describes 80% of my weekend. Super Mario Odyssey... way too easy, but good, and of course you know I'm gonna be playing Ultimate nonstop. Add me on Switch, I even have a Switch Twitter! twitter.com/zenigundam 💪🐺🍕

Holy $#&%

I hate that Sara pronounces "Lupahn" as "Lupin". I almost punched my staircase because of that. I honestly hate her.

That's a terrible idea. *chuckles* 🤦‍♂️🎅

Everybody here keeps getting older while I'm living it up with the legal age babes and their senioritis homework piles.

I'm in love... 🐺

Ohio State's running a train on these mfers!!!

So when young women are wearing those sexy sandals and jean shorts, I just can't keep my eyes from scanning their legs and feet, so I came up with this idea to make it less awkward when I get caught looking. The second my stare is detected, I play it off as if I were already in the process of casually approaching the woman, who hopefully isn't with a group of friends, and I compliment her and say, "I couldn't help but notice that you look great for your age. You've gotta be 18 or 19!" And that basically makes the whole situation normal because she'll giggle and say. "Thank you!" and then she'll either add, "Actually I'm 17" or "Actually I'm 20", and then you'll either have a deep convo on your hands or she'll keep walking and keep looking back at you while smiling, but basically this makes the whole staring at the legs and feet thing, especially during the spring and summer, less awkward. During the winter, you do the same thing when you're caught staring at her eyes, chest, and highlights. I've become so socially aware and intelligent in recent years. 🐺🔥🚘💪🍺

Wow if I got you, I must have had everybody fooled. I never knew I could be such a trickster. 👨‍💻