I was drinking a smooth combo of malt liquor and whiskey and switching between Toonami, Fortnite, and The Silence of the Lambs, and I had my phone charging and I checked OkCupid and this cute 28 year old who messaged me "Hi!" three months ago and then never replied logged back in for maybe the 4th time in the past 3 months, so I went off because it angered me that she was probably meeting up with a non-Zenigundam during that time frame, so I told her ass off and she logged off and hasn't logged back in or replied. When she sees that message the guilt will be too intense for her to meet up with me. I kinda handled it well though. 🤷♂️💪🐺❤