Zenigundam

I'm already a female ally

Is she not a legal age teen? 🤦‍♂️ There's your answer.

Toonami on Adult Swim is an abject failure. Toonami, when it ran on Cartoon Network, was always meant for little kids, not grown-ups. Toonami will be canceled, and I already said it. Look at that, they can't even afford to keep running Dragon Ball Z Kai.

I'm going in for the kiss today. Will try to sober up, but even if I don't, I know it won't be sloppy. 🐺

Work looks promising today. 👫🐰💏

*breaks out into song* Tho-tho-tho-those those legal age teens. 👫

I want her... I'll be looking for her... I'll keep my eyes peeled whenever I board that bus... 💏

Are you the legal age hottie I've been looking for? I was looking at her from the back of the bus, almost got off at her stop, but couldn't pull the trigger 😔 🐼🧔💪👫

Dude, calm down

And I'll address the Alex Jones conspiracy in regard to the mythical "incel uprising" (nerds overthrowing jocks in brutal, World of Warcraft style in order to take the hot women off of their hands- have the "incels" conveniently forgotten about the average Joes who will replace the jocks in the social hierarchy? 🤦‍♂️"

It'll deal with the whole "I'm talking to you." approach when girls give you the cold shoulder and how it doesn't violate feminism or whatever the hell Generation Z is making up these days.

Put these pop culture references aside and realize that if a girl changes her number on me, that's when I become the Sherlock Holmes of research to get the scoop on that new number (and address)!!! 💪🐺🎅👫💏

@kidney_eater101

Am I... being threatened here? 🧔

I used to wanna be a kid forever, but now I can't wait to hit the older age plateaus and accomplish things with legal age women that few have ever done before. 💪🐺⛹️‍♂️

Can you imagine if I'm watching a local HS volleyball game and I see this hot 18 year old legal age babe, and after the game, I congratulate her playing well and use my natural charm to get her all excited and then I kiss her on the lips? That would be glorious... 🎅 *giggle chills*

*heart thumps uncontrollably*

Where do you see this young, good-looking fella at 50 years old? How cool will he look? What'll he be doing? Who will be his love interests? 💓🐺👨‍💻

Those hips... those tender lips...

Girls are idiots if they like him better

Why is this happening when I'm the jock and he's just the scraggly bastard who sold me two packs of Trident gum to mask my breath?

Take a step back there, cubbie bear. I don't appreciate you slandering my name like that. I already had some teenage girls over YouTube slander my name and call me "gross" and a "pervert" in the comments section of the newly uploaded Jeff Sokol Hansen v. Predator vid, so I'm not on board with what you're saying. How dare they talk to me like that... they're jealous....

You keep living in the past. Don't you realize that it's Monday morning? 🤦‍♂️

You weren't even a challenge for me. I rested my normal starters and still did what I do. 😌

Samus, Yoshi, and Pikachu were my go to characters in the first two games, but ever since Sonic came out in Brawl, he's been my best character. Meta Knight would be next I guess. Some characters I just suck with or think they just suck such as Peach, Daisy, and Luigi.