Zenigundam

Only 26? 16 is just the right number. 16 is my favorite number. 😪

Froppygundam 👫❤🐺

I'm reminded of how much Kai's dub sucks compared to the original Ocean dub.

A mug for 40 degree weather?

I'm uh... I'm talking to you. 😥 *turns her around*

They can't do this to me...

Legal age teen women love pudding. My refrigerator has Jello pudding, Swiss Miss, and Snack Packs on deck. 👫

I love her and I want to kiss her on the lips in front of everybody in the mall. 💓

I'm a teenager, and I'm built like a tank. 🐺

I don't follow.

*departs bus and approaches the 18 year old HS quarterback who is talking to a hot, but single legal age teenage woman* Young man, get back to practice. I'm talking to the lady now. *shoves the QB and begins walking with the young woman while engaging her in an exhilarating convo* 🐺👫🧔🔥

🐼

Have you found her on Facebook yet? If you don't know her full name, just use the search filters obviously instead of asking her for her last name. I'm sure she told you what town she lives in.

16 is the age of love in NJ right now. Can you feel it? Can you feel the love in the air? *giggle chills* 🐰❤👫

I'm gonna apply for life insurance too. If they send me something like that, I'm gonna flip and show up at their front door to settle it!!! 💪🦒

I'm considering growing a mustache, but I feel like college age girls like that more than the legal age babes who are more up my alley.

Toonami is complete puke, I only watch MHA. Attack on Titan has turned into a bunch of drawn out, talky nonsense. If it weren't just some long running typical shonen, it could have been a great, serious, 12-13 episode horror survival series. Naruto, Boruto, Super, JoJo, etc... just bad... and I haven't even bothered checking out Mob Psycho, although I might fire it up On Demand, even though my gut says not to. Oh and forget about Unicorn and Outlaw Star HD, both were taken off On Demand.

Sometimes they just freeze up when you approach them while they're fake texting. Happened when I showed up at my ex's job that one time I think it's kinda socially awkward to freeze up like that, but it's going to be the basis for a new song I'm writing: Paralyzed by love! Oh yeah! She was paralyzed by love! Frozen in time, giggle chills sublime- I wanna make you mine! 🐺👫👨‍🎤

Ummm try romantic? 👨‍💼

???

Happened to me with this girl who I liked in college, but that was when I was an alpha cub and not a fully grown lone wolf alpha male warrior. It was pretty embarrassing because there were a lot of people watching me get blown off. Nowadays with a smooth combo of malt liquor and whiskey, I can be in the exact same situation and I'll charismatically move in and move her texting hand and say, "I know it's kinda loud in here and you might not have heard me, but I think we should have a talk." 🐺

I'll let you all know. We'll be using her recent Facebook pics as part of the display because I never thought she'd be gone so soon and didn't have time to save her OKC pics. I'm devastated, but I'll get through this.

You guys are all invited to the funeral. Closed casket

A block won't solve the problem, midnight. 😌

Funeral services are being arranged atm. 🦒