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Xanatos

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  1. Cause your number 1 dam it!! You don't let other people go first.
  2. Give rouge ten minutes He can break it. I have faith
  3. I get prescribed alotta mood stabilizers,anti phycotics and anti stress stuff. I recommend it. Shit tons of alcohol is way easier tho.
  4. Yes..I just got it the way I like it
  5. U honestly should..I was losing time n could remember going to sleep a while back...turned out been having seizures. Any kinda passing out is a bad sign.
  6. He looks like the guy from Goo goo dolls mated with a giraffe. That neck..dam
  7. You all stay away from my ass...I called dibs
  8. Holy shit. U ok? Wanna play Dr?
  9. 99/ it's been awhile, little rusty down there/ some guys basement
  10. Go on
  11. Members only!! Unless you got cash.
  12. WE DANCE!!
  13. Just take them to you local Chinese place and ask where you donate them. Tell them you got some strays to but they gotta take the sauce..package deal. They don't get no pussy if the don't take your sauce.
  14. This is different from any other night how exactly?
  15. I'm not saying dicks...but I'm also not saying dicks. Ot Batman shaped ones..just put everyone's picture behind a batman mask...if your an ahole..Robin.
  16. Why's it gotta be in French. I don't know German!!!
  17. I ain't even gonna lie. At first glance I was like " go Steve Harvey" Dam u Photoshop
  18. Sup....we may be old but you age like a fine wine. Or is it were supposed to drink fine wine?..fuck it.... You n me, rouge's bar...drinks on him.
  19. Agree to disagree good sir
  20. No that was your mother last night.
  21. I'm honestly shocked there isn't like an erect boner emoji. By shocked I mean severely dissipointed.
  22. Depends on who's pooper they come from. May I see the chef?
  23. Where the hell are the rolls? Who do I gotta call?
  24. That is word for word what I said about your mom.
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