Juice McKenzie

i like to address myself as "daddy" because i think it's funny and hopefully it creeps some people out

I like Rainbow One of my favorite songs is Street of Dreams Also, since when has there been a "Q"?

I'm looking forward to this weekend because the remastered crash team racing game comes out

Bushmaster?

i don't care for blackberries

i've been eating strawberries lately just to get more fiber

i hate snapchat

you wanna touch dicks or something?

oh better ignore and or block that number

You should dick around with them I do when people text me on accident

fuck i wish i had whatever that is

No

Does that mean you nut even if a light breeze caresses your pecker?

I fucked a girl in the butt, but I didn't nut.

I technically did last thursday. It didn't feel anywhere as good as I always imagined it would though that could be because I've desensitized my dick from almost 15 years of constant masturbation

i have the palate of a 6 year old so i don't qualify

that doesn't look like spank material it's very well done however

if anything i feel it'll just leave a bad taste in your mouth

depends on who's getting fucked

I'm currently having a dry spell

Thats true as hell

More specifically, I am strange.

That's something I want to do to someone at some point. I don't know why, but I think it's hot

it's in our nature to destroy ourselves

I've been using my for about 5 months and I still feel discomfort. At some point I have to go back so they can help find a better solution. If I could go back in time, I probably wouldn't have bothered because it wasn't worth the money to me.