ELDEMONIO

I live to serve Jesus. Couse I help build car seats for customers and I'm sure one of them was named Jesus at one point.

I did that when I saw a doctor once. And phone interview for Doritos. I hate them. I wanna smell the person interviewing me and I want them to smell me and my expensive colognes I got at Target that day.

As a proud christian with christian values and favorite wrestler names Christian and my real name Christian, I must say that Deadpool 2 was not family friendly and had too much violence, blood, and cursing. I found the lesbian couple was not needed because of marriage and stuff. And how Deapool is Jesus because he comes back to life. I also found that Cable guy too angry. Was his mom's name Martha too? I also disapprove of the name X-Force. Why couldn't it be something more christian? Like the T-cross force? Or the Jesus jabronees? Or even the Messiah Mob. And that ending, oh lordy I hope that was CGI. Although I must admit, that doctor guy seemed like a good christian because he liked boys. So I hope Deadpool 3 is more family friendly next time. Sign, 40 year old mom with a soccer mom haircut who drive a hummer even though I criticise others about not using paper bags to save the environment. God bless and Reagans dead ghost.

8.95404/10. Needs more trap.

OH GOD!!! IS THAT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE WITHOUT IT???!!! I guess keep the beard but trim it so it doesn't look too big. LOL

Obviously, some wizards got drunk and crashed into it and made the excuse that someone left it under a acorn years ago to not get arrested.

The Rockets will lose because James Harden doesn't want to shave that awful beard.

All plants have souls. Just look at Groot!:O

No because comics are evil and promote satanism and witchcraft and other pagan stuff. I stick to good old fashion Garfield stuff. there's a true christian.;)

I'm going to get fat on ramen and water. it's my day off and I deserve to punish my body.

I can make you some bomb ass vegan tacos. And by bomb ass I mean whatever I find in my moms kitchen that isn't moving.

Filthy Frank was too filthy for Youtube. Also, who is filthy Frank?

I take it they don't pay rent either?

Can't they just give you a bionic leg that lights up and is also a coffee maker on it's side?

Can't we all just agree that there are 2 earths and one is flat and the other round and that we alternate between both without knowing it?

Because you keep abducting cows and anal probing us humans,

You should like her statuses back. See how she likes it.:O

Well I ain't wrong. Reagan cut corporate taxes and social programs and Capitalism benefits a few. i miss the old cavemen days when I could grow my food instead of being told to get out of my neighbors property and stop peeing on his door.

Dam Scientology.

God is a zombie like his son.

I blame Capitalism and Reagan's dead ghost.

Diabetes.

Then a lady cat? if you are into that.

They our envious of us because we created memes and they created immortality and we all know memes are more valuable in the galaxy.

Cat ladies love a man with cat hair on them.