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I can get you another waiter if you'd like ma'am, but since this is your fifth tequila sunrise in the past fifteen minutes, we're going to have to cut you off.

I don't know what it's called when you hear something you know, but suddenly it seems like you're hearing it for the very first time and it holds new meaning Batman's name is Bruce Batman's name is Bruce Batman's name is Bruce Batman's name is Bruce

exactly no muss, no fuss

I sell insurance. Are you in good hands? hehe, no, no, that's not...I don't work for them. Yes, I know that's not my usual introduction, but life goes on. I did the whole revenge thing. Honored my father and allowed his spirit to rest in peace. Even donated his rapier to a museum. They were very happy to have it. Now, I live life more simply. I work the nine to five, not a minute more. Then I go home to spend my days with Fezzik. His cooking has improved significantly since he started using the oven instead of an open fire in the back yard. We're thinking of adopting. Who knows, maybe one day my little one will be avenging me, eh....haha

Nope, better He cheats at golf

Don't you dear judge me so accurately ever again

I was going by what people have told me....I'm more of a jersey mikes guy

They are the same thing.....same building, a lot of times

Once a night is not enough! You're gonna need it all day and all night! You're gonna need meat in your left hand, meat in your right hand, and just GO.TO.TOWN! And you're going to need to film it so that I can watch to make sure you're getting enough...err...meat

This is a Hardees event through and through

Wanna go halvzees on a book signing venue?

You should hurry up and write your book before the market gets saturated. It's easy money.

Subway is, in some ways, like a coffee shop in a book store. For example, in both place you will be using the bathroom well and often.

But i've had enough My book on Trump will also be coming out in the following months I'm being told now that we're settling on November Fourth The book is called All The Evidence And Then Some You can pick it up at your local Subway....Subway, Eat Fresh

Meat is the usual go to for iron How much meat do you eat? However much it is, it's clearly not enough Everyday, you should be thinking meat Meat, in your mouth, as often as you can I can't stress this enough

Yeah, I thought I'd get tired of them, but they're pretty fun

The Tick vs Freakazoid

ANYBODY KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO!?