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How are you going to get all those goats back here?

Woah, your mom had plowing hips? Your dad was right to hold out for a better offer.

I would watch this remake of Indecent Proposal.

What did he do now?

That's either a very expensive cam show or a cheap dowry

look, you're either sacrificing goats or you're eating goats and you're not on the right continent for the latter....

Maybe they're busy trying to figure out if this is a new sex act or if someone's sacrificing goats to you....either scenario brings up a whole host of other questions

You tell the right lies to the right people and good things happen

I guess I could always sell some of the percocet on the side if money got tight Ball park, how much is "a lot"?

I don't know what the starting pay for an entourage member even looks like, so.....whatever Kevin Hart is paying Spank Horton I don't have problems with nudity, but I do have a lot of other problems, mostly psychological. Luckily, so far they've only made me more interesting

I didn't watch much, but what I did see backs up what you're saying about E....he seemed the most competent, yet the most useless

I can't promise that

sounds like a man who's read The Art of the Deal

I don't remember that and a quick search turned up nada But i'll put you down as a yes anyway

omg.....that is the new entourage isn't it

I'd like to offer my services as a member of your entourage....I'd make a good turtle

lmao....I remember an snl sketch that said the all white tux was for the NBA draft or a fancy lesbian party oh, how wrong they were

that's gross...that's a deal breaker that even supersedes the whole ectoplasm thing

look I can't just be lettin' any ol' poltergeist get at these... They aren't just any ol' pair of dusty sock batteries... They're my prized feature...my closer....my pépites d'or and who knows where Casper has been, my (suddenly more relevant) god

watch me die and your soothed ass somehow survives....i'm gonna be so pissed....even more so than if I died from a spider bite @molarbear

If you're sucking pussy or eating dick, then it's only a matter of time

If I die from a spider bite....a freakin' spider bite.....then it is what it is

@Poof