Mix

An alcohol enema is a faster method of alcohol intoxication... you ain't 'bout that life, son fuck outta here

oh yeah....well we're lovers

...is that first sip back

but.......that's what's already happening?

People hate on Bezos, but I just think about how he looked in the early days of amazon....behind that shitty desk....with that hand made amazon sign...how anyone expected things would turn out different when he got money and power is beyond me

I watched this thing a while back where this famous Chicano tattoo artist made his own tat guns. Didn't seem that hard. If this is just about the "exterior pain" you could sort yourself out and put your own art on your skin. just sayin'

"...I tell ya, I get no respect..."

It's far past time for a Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo remake

I remember getting a big kick out of bellsprouts....especially the one who beat the crap out of everybody in that tournament

I don't, but if I did, what would be the problem? game's a game's a game I referencing the show which I watched religiously as a kid while the original three were still together.

That's just good craftsmanship

This reminds me of an episode of the Dilbert cartoon where he goes to work for a more successful company and realizes they don't have a marketing department

No Contest

Hi, good afternoon. My names Mix, i'm currently high and I have questions.

They made a book about the movie?

that sounds hella fun it's been nice knowing you

you're going to learn to drive on a super car? that's hilarious

That's plenty. What are you gonna do behind the wheels of this thing? The rush won't be much different than 120, you'll just be far more likely to crash and die

He had a bad influence

What's the fastest you've ever gone?

This is why they have a two key system in place for missiles in movies and possibly in real life, idk....

Have you never seen Back to the Future? Only creepy old guys have time machines

I just don't have the heart. I feel like if they just rethought pimping it would be so awesome. It starts out so good. You and a bunch of hoes. Why not stop there? No need to get on corners or any of that. I just realized I may be thinking of a Harem

He was in Takers. The greatest movie I ever saw on a Tuesday the night before an exam I was cramming for at the time, but was also high.