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So you would gamble with people's lives on the flip of a coin? And murder is something you are comfortable with? Do you have a Twin?

Are you going to say pineapple is the choice of evil? 'cause I like pineapple and i'm tired of this pineapple slander

you have to walk before you can fly

I can spot a setup a mile away and this is no where near that far

That's certainly a theory. How would you put it into practice?

Women don't have beards.....usually

...which one's the evil one?

Nope...aliens with an alien on a cross or whatever

a bit to on the nose though

We learn they are followers of a religion that already exists here. Like it's the only think they believe in on their world. What religion do you think it would be? Would this establish it as the one true religion?

Great, now I hate myself.

Dale was cucked for years and is currently raising another man's sun....what message is this image trying to send?

Most people can barely drive a car, it didn't even occur to me that you could fly a plane. But i'm not going to put limits on your imagination. You fly that plane and you fly it good. Wow factor achieved. Yeah, Bruce Willis's house counts. I guess any famous person's house does according to the movie. You may even luck out, 'cause they found Bill Murray alive in his house.

This is less about realistic needs like supplies and more about the wow factor of living in a kewl place when errybody dead

Alright, I can't find it, but I did find a fireman's costume from when I pretended to be a fireman to get in free at the strip club and a policeman's costume from when I had to strip to pay off my debt to the strip club where I pretended to be a fireman.

Was recently watching zombie land and zombie land 2 because I lack imagination and am easily entertained by bullshit... Anyway, they kept trying to find awesome places to live like Bill Murray's house, Grace Land, and the White House.... Where would you go to live if mostly everybody was dead or a zombie? My pick is the Statue of Liberty. It's on an island. It's already fortified. And I'd smoke weed in the torch.

so, what? we're just supposed to entertain you like we're your dancing monkeys!? the nerve of this.....whatever......................now where did I leave that monkey costume <.< >.>

They knew and they covered it up. Open your eyes, man. It's Subway, they know everything.

pm me the clip you feel best represents her

- You would do it as you were dying. Like you could call 911 as you're having that heart attack or you could use the app. - See no Pee no

It's impossible to keep up to date with porn. I don't know any of these names.

It's a crazy world we're living in. Things happen fast, they happen all the time, and they can happen to you. Now if you're anything like me you live in fear of dying or being killed or ending up suddenly deceased. How can you enjoy the sweet release of death with your last thoughts scrambling to figure out when you last deleted your browser history. Now, thanks to MixLix, a subsidiary of Mix Industries, I present to you an app that can delete your history on all browsers, across all your devices, with the push of a single button. It's called CnoPno. This app is going to change the world. It's the first app that improves people's lives and their after lives. People resting in peace unconcerned about what their loved ones may or may not find leads to a huge reduction in ghosts. As everyone knows, ghosts are spirits unable to move on, chained to this plane of existence due to unresolved issues. Imagine the rise in ghosts since the inception of the internet. CnoPno is the only app, and MixLix is the only company that is working to halt the rise of restless spirits. Now, Sharks, this is where you come in. I am looking for $2.5 million dollars for 2.5 percent of my company. We need the capital to expand, hire engineers, programmers and who ever else knows how to build an app. I know you recognize a billion dollar idea when you see one, so your investment will be returned to you a hundred times over. (pause and smile) So, what do you say? (Seem unconcerned, like you don't really need this....make sure not to look at Cuban right away) I see, well I'll have to hear the other offers first. (Be polite, but firm. Pretend to think about it before you graciously turn the others down. Ask Mark for court side tickets)

Forbes mentioned something about hot dogs

chill....i'm just now learning that concoctions aren't a type of animal meat

"mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna, yet have been blended together by defendants to imitate the appearance of tuna,"