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Have you ever had any good sexual experiences?

Isn't it weird? You have to imagine, if he does come back, it's going to be one of the things he addresses in his speech. Yeah, a speech. What, you thought he was going to talk to everybody one on one? That would take an eternity.

I watched in shock and horror as the two sides destroyed themselves. Climbing over their mounting dead to strike a blow. All in an effort to claim the food rich territory that is my kitchen. The cockroaches have long held this place, but the ants outnumber them. At the height of the battle, both sides are overwhelmed by the futility of war in the shape of a broom. The day belongs to the spiders.

That geico gig should have been mine, but they didn't want to pay me. Next thing you know, they got some foreigner doing my job for half the pay. Thanks Obama.

I will not say happy birthday. I do not want to foist that upon you as tradition dictates. Instead, I will simply acknowledge that it is your birthday and leave it to you to spend it in whatever emotional state you or the alcohol deem appropriate. ...this should be a card...>.>

My parents were expecting a girl when I was born. Does that count?

No creeps, no weirdos, no mamas boys! No libras, no kevins! No zookeepers, no mennonites! We go for one drink, you don't look at me and my friend Cheryl's coming.

it was google that sent me here

or is that just your garden variety low self esteem?

Francy

I was on duolingo and....well, you know how that goes. You never learn the language, but you'll daydream the fuck out of the things you would do if you knew the language.

Franch 😬 I'll show myself out

If that were the case, sanctioned male/female fights would be everywhere.....not just japan, the place we gotta go to solve this debate once and for all

yup

so they're not pussies because they can beat someone a fifth their size? if that.... Because, let's be honest, that's all you've seen. Never in your life have you seen them beat a thousand pound man. You want to make the horse vs human fight legit, you set up a match (in japan) between a horse and a man in his weight class and then we'll see what's up.

Have you ever seen horses fight? They're just slap fighting.

Say yes to life. You want to go to Japan? Go to Japan. You want to go camping in a strange country. Go camping in a strange country. You want a front row seat to world war 3? Japan, an island, is as good a place as any.

I agree entirely, ladies. I, too, like the way things are. We shouldn't add another person. I'm glad we had this talk. That's what makes this thing great, open lines of communication. Now who's up for a pillow fight?

This happens to me everytime I eat the Mcrib.... And what are women if not the original Mcrib.... This joke was sponsored by Arby's....Arby's, give us a try, we're terrible too...Arby's!

I didn't make you fall. I helped you up. It wasn't a malicious laugh. Why so angry?

There's no such thing as a homewrecker. You can't be something that doesn't exist.

New York, New York If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. Except Florida. You will not make it there. Do not go! You'll just end up right back here where you started.

This thread is like seeing a magic trick. You think you can almost figure it out, but you can't....and deep down you know you don't want to.

Go forth and conquer. I shall remain and.....do whatever the opposite of conquering is......watch tv and jack off, I guess