Mix

well you could still fuck hot bitches, you're loaded... this was more about the self

oh yeah, now I remember....damn that movie was fun

no loopholes...your ugly or hot forever

in my scenario there is no fixing it...you either live ugly or beautiful based on your choice

so the thing on his head is to fool the camera, yes? what is this from?

I guess not if your rich

The one about the gorilla....

This has been stuck in my head since Sponges' thread

This was awesome till I realized it was fake...damn....The news stream at the bottom was gold

I thought a lot of stupid things as I read this....I even started typing them out....but no, not today That was hella creepy though....did you ever tell them?

I love happy endings

what? why? bring her back..................yes, you.....go!

quite possible............or certain >.> what do???

And then.....they were??? what happened

well fuck me

I think it's a beautiful animal...very regal and all that

ofcourse they're heavy, unlike these sissy feather light pants.... see what I did there

...then I have to throw up my hands in frustration....what is it that you want

god bless los estados unidos

c'mon ballon guy....you don't decide to try a suzy without throwing back a few...

there in lies the beauty of this plan, my dear Mortimer.........HA, didn't think I knew your name, did ya!? Mortimer P. Winthrope of the Connecticut Winthropes....charmed, I'm sure

Prison, serving a six month term for indecent exposure and lewd and lascivious acts with a chicken sandwich... why, did you miss me? ofcourse ya did...everybody loves Mix...................atleast I hope so, my ego can't take the alternative >.>

it is? man, i'm out of the loop.... yeah, monarch....you should get a suit made

drink till you have the courage to go for it and then keep drinking so that the inevitable failure doesn't hurt so bad.... Best.Advice.Ever