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it looks like an insect.....never got the appeal

my cats used to hide when they got sick....keep an eye on her

80% of americans have or will have back problems only 28% of american women have a C cup or higher use this info as you will.....I have no skin in this game, i'm a butt and legs guy, but @Doom Metal Alchemist has a panic attack every time he hears the words "breast reduction".....I believe I've heard him describe the procedure as "...right up there with climate change as a sign this world is coming to an end..."

I had a red snapper a couple days ago...without the ice, amaretto and cranberry juice

I'm a man of the world.................................I saw it on Desus and Mero >.>

I thought you were being your usual sour self, but you may have had a point.....this show is really underwhelming me

There are more iterations of the "Got Talent"....each funnier and more disastrous than the last

My only goal when I started was to see them all, that's why I lasted so long....I suppose in their defense, had they found Escanor in season one, the entire arc would have been over in five episodes....

I got baked and watched both seasons a little while ago.... I kept saying I was gonna stop, but was too baked to get up.....eventually got into it Escanor up in dis ho

i'd forgotten about that....that shit was epic

COMING THIS SUMMER! THE TELEPORTER starring discount Jason Statham

pull what off? three slaps to crotch kick maneuver?

heyyy, we finally got one..... I wonder what it was your body stopped producing in order to level you out....

diarrhea has lost all respect....remember when people used to shit themselves to death....now it's just a joke

I knew someone would say this or penis enlargement

my standard mode of operation is to make up for any lapses in technique with overwhelming enthusiasm.....I realized early on that I appreciated the girls who give bad head, but are super into it....it was charming in a way.....so, I figure it probably goes both ways

That's just how serious my man's pussy eating game is....if you don't know, better ask somebody

yo, I fucked up on that neck joke.....I think my man is special needs....you notice how they let him through to the next round and said nothing but positive things

Have I taken readily available and often abused over the counter drugs? Is that what you're asking me?

Sri Lankan karate, 'cause Japanese karate is for pussies with straight necks who don't have crippling CTE

But the pills were made to keep you evened out.....it's not so much a side effect as much as it is an...EFFECT

yeah, ok.....that's definitely an original side effect, lmao

you mean aside from the ones people regularly abuse?

this just sounds like you want radiation poisoning

Xandorphinamite - side effects include permanently enlarged penis and manly facial hair