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oh, so it's your maxilla that's the issue....makes sense....nose, cheekbone, maxilla....one central area.... do you have problems with eye sight....I had issues when I broke my orbital bone

I could always hook you up with my jaw specialist

why would you promise that? I'd certainly freak out and cry if I couldn't open my mouth..... take care of yourself

bears are serious motivators, i tells ya

it's not like you.....been a bit off your game......your war with Ginguy for our souls is taking it's toll

You need to read Malcolm Gladwell's new book Talking to Strangers I'm not saying i've read it, but I like to recommend books to people so they think I read and am an into-actual

lil late, a better version of this joke was already made

Back, shmack.....I read somewhere that the curvature of the spine is designed to be able to handle weight far exceeding that of the....camel.....shit, that's right, the article was about camels.....ahhh, same thing, he'll be fine

Hey, the day after a drinking binge is no time to get shy with food and water...you get in there

If you can't get even random strangers walking by your house to help you move stuff for pizza and bear, that's not a world I want to live in... To this day I still don't understand the home movers business model....Never hired them, never will

shit, I believe it....drugs is pretty crazy stuff brah if only there wasa drugs to take for the sleeps...some sort of potion or pill for sleeping...yes, that would be nice

always lift with your legs and place all the weight directly on your spine....and boom >.>

you sir, are a treasure I will genuinely be sorry when you are executed by the one world government

did the eight pack abs help with the fridges or did the fridges help with the eight pack abs

lies....you're really good, but being fake humble about it...I can tell