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Blackmail is your answer to everything. Live a little. Maybe give arson a try.

You're such a nice person.

not on his face I haven't watched piss porn, but now that i'm thinking about it, I guess it would be on the face.... i'll go do some research..........this better not awaken anything in me

Lemme hold a dolla

But Charity gives the best lap dances though

Whether it's groceries or gift cards, i'm sure it's for their kids.

...and you notice they're using it to buy groceries and put gas in their car. Do you wait a while before reporting it stolen? Also, in this scenario you're a bad person who does spontaneous, throw away, acts of kindness to convince yourself you're not a complete piece of shit.

Trump/Santos 2024 Maybe not but why not

So school is like a presidential term for you? Four years and you come out looking like you were struck by lightning.

I totally know what those are and am excited to spend eternity watching them

It's lame, unsexy, not cool at all vampirism. Glad to see you're down...we just need a few more to round out our cabal

If you didn't like dogs so much I'd think you were a vampire. That's how young and pale you look.

So, start a war with the only other living things around?

That's fine, I'll just watch tv

I'd finally be able to get some reading done. I've always wanted to read a book.

of living forever? oh shit, i'm gonna have to start caring about global warming and forever wars and all this other shit.

A cow? You think eating cows will make us immortal? Hell, it might be the opposite. Hindus seem pretty damn sure about reincarnation. You could argue that's a type of immortality.