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Rule number 2 - Be Courteous

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Sometimes, when something is really important, you cross your fingers on both hands. How do you know that doesn't cancel it out? Maybe it's like a light switch. On or off.

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Well, yeah. lmao, could you imagine......if lap dances cost a dime.

Blackmail is your answer to everything. Live a little. Maybe give arson a try.

You're such a nice person.

not on his face I haven't watched piss porn, but now that i'm thinking about it, I guess it would be on the face.... i'll go do some research..........this better not awaken anything in me

Lemme hold a dolla

But Charity gives the best lap dances though

Whether it's groceries or gift cards, i'm sure it's for their kids.

...and you notice they're using it to buy groceries and put gas in their car. Do you wait a while before reporting it stolen? Also, in this scenario you're a bad person who does spontaneous, throw away, acts of kindness to convince yourself you're not a complete piece of shit.

Trump/Santos 2024 Maybe not but why not

So school is like a presidential term for you? Four years and you come out looking like you were struck by lightning.

I totally know what those are and am excited to spend eternity watching them