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I'd rather stay young and live on pizza

Are you asking me or telling me? anyways, I'd rather hear about that plane you're on I remember turning 21 like it was yesterday....my friend said that booze will never taste as sweet....boy was he wrong I thought my twenties would be insane...the stuff of my highschool dreams....I was free..........till I wasn't fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Yeah, Trump taking office affected people in strange ways....my dad's gardening

See! I used to be the one that posted nonsensical shit while high......i'm so jealous right now

The hits just keep on coming.... what next? Will I start drinking responsibly.......will I resist the urge to rap Lil Jon's 'Get Low' whenever I see an unattended microphone.... I don't like this at all

My sister joined an anime club in college....maybe look into that

great....now some douche bag with a sneaker obsession is going to over-do it following in your footsteps with post after post, pic after pic, of his new sneakers that, for fucks sake, he should stop buying because they are an unnecessary drain on my money and I don't even wear most of them and.....i'll go get my camera >.>

idk....I've never looked into anyone's eyes.........I lack the self esteem I look at their shoes when I speak to them.....both shoes, I don't dart back and forth

that's 'cause we say yes to life..............and, in my case, drugs

I once mooned the cops from the roof of a Wendy's

I didn't know the women of Unevenedge stayed tooled up, like wtf........I just recently bought a scarf....i'm a scarf muhfukka now.....that's a purchase that signifies a turning point and you guys are runnin' the streets with guns, switchblades and whatever hello kitty ninja gear Renji's packin' >.>

That's dope...I'd toss some mace in there as well....always comes in handy, that mace....

The gun or the purse?

Brother - "He's gonna make a run for it" Brother's girlfriend - "I don't know why they were so worried. He's not going to make a run for it" Molar - "I'm gonna make a run for it." GREEN BAY PRESS GAZETTE Headline - Man too fast for security, relieves himself on Lambeau field 50 yard line

what, your sperm don't look like sheep?

lmao....fucking mint -"Hey man, i'm Clevon. What's your name?" -My name? (Think think quick quick...John Jon Jun John Smith JOHN SMITH! NO no too obvious) My name's Johnny Smith, good to meet you"

wait.......wait...........................wait.....................................................................wai-this is a public Hammock?

If you want I could stand behind you with a whip in my hand while you're at your desk writing.... When your pen stops moving, a ten second count down will begin...

The MP3228

welp...I gotta go sweet talk that old lady at the costume rental place into refunding me at least half my money.... Hey, @GuyBeardmane, prank is canceled, you don't have to wax your back anymore Do you have that on you all the time or....y'know what never mind, i'm not gonna risk it >.>